National Lampoon's Animal House Quotes
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    5806
      Folk Singer: I gave my love a chicken that had no bone..."
      5805
        Bluto: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

        Otter: "Germans?"

        Boon: "Forget it. He's rolling."
        5804
          Folk Singer: "I gave..."

          (Bluto takes his guitar and smashes it against the wall)

          Bluto: "Sorry!"

          5803
            Folk Singer: "I gave my love a story that had no end..."
            5802
              Folk Singer: "I gave my love a cherry that had no stone..."
              5801
                Dean Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
                Greg: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
                Dean Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
                Greg: You're talking about Delta, sir.
                Dean Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
                5800
                  Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
                  Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
                  5799
                    Flounder: You guys playing cards?
                    5798
                      Bluto: "Holy s***!"
                      D-Day: "There were blanks in that gun!"
                      Flounder: "I didn't even point the gun at him!"
                      Bluto: "Holy s***!"
                      D-Day: "There WERE blanks in that gun!"
                      Flounder: "Maybe he had a heart-attack..."
                      Bluto: "HOLY S***!!!"
                      5797
                        Neidermeyer:
                        Is that a PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!
                        -Neidermeyer
                        5796
                          Pinto:
                          Boone, we're the only white people here.
                          -Pinto
                          5795
                            Ottis Day:
                            They put the oooommmm mou mou, oh oh oh oh...back in to my smile
                            -Ottis Day
                            5794
                              Pinto/Bluto:
                              Bluto--"From now on your Delta Tau Kai name is.........Pinto!"
                              Pinto--"Why Pinto?"
                              Bluto--"BELCH.....WHY NOT!"
                              -Pinto/Bluto
                              5793
                                Neidermeyer:
                                You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!

                                -Neidermeyer
                                5792
                                  Dean Vernon Wormer:
                                  I hate those guys.
                                  -Dean Vernon Wormer
                                  5791
                                    D-Day:
                                    Ramming speed!

                                    -D-Day
                                    5790
                                      Mean Dude:
                                      Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

                                      -Mean Dude
                                      5789
                                        Babs:
                                        That boy is a P-I-G pig.
                                        -Babs
                                        5788
                                          Bluto:
                                          Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

                                          -Bluto
                                          5787
                                            Bluto:
                                            See if you can guess what I am now.
                                            (puts a hard boiled egg in his mouth, chews it, hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out) I'm a zit. Get it?

                                            -Bluto