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      Buddy:
      Who the heck are you?!
      Gimbel's Santa:
      What are you talking about, I'm Santa Claus!
      Buddy:
      No you're not.
      Gimbel's Santa:
      Of course I am! Ho ho ho!
      Buddy:
      If you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?
      Gimbel's Santa:
      Happy Birthday of course!
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        Buddy:
        Hi, Buddy the Elf, what's you favorite color?
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          Buddy:
          So, what do think?
          Jovie:
          It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee.
          Buddy:
          Actually it's the world's best cup of coffee.
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            Buddy:
            You did it! Congratulations! World's Best Cup of Coffee! Great job, everyone!