Elf Quotes
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      Employee:
      Passion Fruit Spray?
      Buddy:
      Fruit Spray? Sure! (puts in mouth) AaaaOoooeeuuw!
      31249
        Elf Teacher:
        Elf credo everyone!
        Elves:
        Number one-Treat every day like Christmas.
        Number two-There is room for everyone on the nice list.
        Number three-The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
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          Santa:
          I've been to New York thousands of times and I have a few things to tell you. If you find gum on the street leave it there! It's not free candy! Next, there are like 30 Bernie's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original but that one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show" it doesn't mean they are letting you look at your presents before Christmas.
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            Buddy:
            The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
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              Walter:
              Who sent this Christmas gram?
              Buddy:
              What's a Christmas gram?! I want one!
              31197
                Walter:
                You look like you came from the North Pole.
                Buddy:
                That's exactly where I came from! Santa must've called!
                Walter:
                Uh, yeah. I just got off the phone with him.
                31196
                  Buddy:
                  (singing)I..I'm here, with my dad, and we never met. And he wants me to sing him a song. And I was adopted, but you didn't know I was born. So I'm here now, I found you, Daddy. And guess what? I love you, I love you, I love you!! Dad!
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                    Gimbel's Manager:
                    Hey! There's no singing in the North Pole!
                    Buddy:
                    Yes there is!
                    Gimbel's Manager:
                    No, there's not!
                    Buddy:
                    Yes there is! We sing all the time, especially when we make toys!
                    31194
                      Buddy:
                      I..I'm singing! I'm is a store and I'm singing! I'm in a store, and I'm singing!!
                      31193
                        Buddy:
                        Hey! Have you seen these toilets?! They're ginormous!!!
                        31192
                          Gimbel's Manager:
                          OK people, tomorrow morning 10 AM Santa's coming to town!
                          Buddy:
                          Santaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Oh my God!!! Santa here? I know him! I know him!
                          31191
                            Buddy:
                            Wow! What's this?
                            Gimbel's Manager:
                            This is the North Pole.
                            Buddy:
                            No it's not.
                            Gimbel's Manager:
                            Yes it is.
                            Buddy:
                            No it's not
                            Gimbel's Manager:
                            Yes it is.
                            Buddy:
                            No it's not. Where's the snow?
                            Gimbel's Manager:
                            Why are you smiling like that?
                            Buddy:
                            I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!
                            Gimbel's Manager:
                            Make work your favorite, OK? Work is your new favorite.
                            31190
                              Buddy:
                              Does Santa know you left the workshop?
                              Miles Finch:
                              Look, Ragweed. I've had more action in a week than you've had in your entire life! I've got houses in L.A. Fresno, and Veil, each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen! So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! Are you feeling strong, my friend? Call me Elf one more time!
                              Buddy:
                              He's an angry elf!
                              31189
                                Buddy:
                                I didn't know you had elves working here!
                                Miles Finch:
                                You're hilarious my friend.
                                31188
                                  Buddy:
                                  Does someone need a hug?
                                  31187
                                    Buddy:
                                    Hey, what's your name? My name's Buddy!
                                    31186
                                      Buddy:
                                      Paul, don't tell him what you want! He's a liar!
                                      Gimbel's Santa:
                                      Let the kid talk.
                                      Buddy:
                                      You disgust me, how can you live with yourself?
                                      Gimbel's Santa:
                                      Just cool it, Zippy!
                                      Buddy:
                                      You sit on a throne of lies!
                                      Gimbel's Santa:
                                      I'm speaking to this kid!
                                      Buddy:
                                      You're a fake!
                                      Gimbel's Santa:
                                      I'm a fake?!
                                      Buddy:
                                      Yes.
                                      Gimbel's Santa:
                                      How'd you like to be dead?
                                      Buddy:
                                      You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa!
                                      31185
                                        Buddy:
                                        Who the heck are you?!
                                        Gimbel's Santa:
                                        What are you talking about, I'm Santa Claus!
                                        Buddy:
                                        No you're not.
                                        Gimbel's Santa:
                                        Of course I am! Ho ho ho!
                                        Buddy:
                                        If you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?
                                        Gimbel's Santa:
                                        Happy Birthday of course!
                                        31184
                                          Buddy:
                                          Hi, Buddy the Elf, what's you favorite color?
                                          31183
                                            Buddy:
                                            So, what do think?
                                            Jovie:
                                            It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee.
                                            Buddy:
                                            Actually it's the world's best cup of coffee.