How The Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes
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      The Grinch:
      Alphabetically. Aardvarkian Affacanasia Who. I...HATE YOU!!! Aaron B. Benson Who, I hate you. Hate hate hate. Hate hate hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely!
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        The Grinch:
        It'll take them years to sort this out! This is yours, now it's hers. This is hers, now it's his. And for the rest of you--jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, black mail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty!
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          Who Man:
          Honey, our baby's here! He look just like your boss.
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            Lou Lou Who:
            Well you see Cindy, the Grinch is a Who who...well he's actually not a Who, he's actually more of a...
            Cindy Lou Who:
            A What?
            Lou Lou Who:
            Exactly honey! He's a What who doesn't like Christmas!
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              Customer 1:
              I need this there tomorrow.
              Customer 2:
              I need this there today.
              Customer 3:
              I need this there yesterday, Lou!
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                The Grinch:
                Nice kid, bad judge of character.
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                  Mayor May Who:
                  Martha May, have you ever kissed a man who's lost his tonsils twice?
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                    The Grinch:
                    We're gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then we're gonna die!
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                      The Grinch:
                      Brilliant! You reject your own nose because is represents the glaring eye of commercialism!
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                        The Grinch:
                        OK here's your motivation. You're a reindeer. You're name is Rudolph. You're a freak with a bright red nose and nobody likes you. Then one day Santa picks you and you save Christmas!
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                          The Grinch:
                          Nice of those Whos. Inviting me down there on such short notice. But even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 4:00-wallow in self-pitty. 4:30-stare into the abyss. 5:00-solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30-jazzercise. 6:30-dinner with me--I can't cancel that again! 7:00-wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked! But if I move the loathing to 9 I can still be done in time to lay in bed stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?!
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                            The Grinch:
                            It's because I'm green, isn't it?!
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                              Mayor May Who:
                              That's my watch!
                              The Grinch:
                              Oh, so suddenly everything on your wrist belongs to you?
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                                The Grinch:
                                Hello!
                                Echo:
                                Hello!...
                                The Grinch:
                                How are you?!
                                Echo:
                                How are you?!...
                                The Grinch:
                                I asked you first!
                                Echo:
                                I asked you first!...
                                The Grinch:
                                Oh that's really mature repeating exactly what I say.
                                Echo:
                                Exactly what I say--Exactly what I say...
                                The Grinch:
                                I'm an idiot!!
                                Echo:
                                You're an idiot!
                                The Grinch:
                                All right. Fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact I'm going to whisper, so by the time my voice reverberates off the walls and comes back to me, I won't be able to hear it!
                                Echo:
                                You're an idiot!
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                                  The Grinch:
                                  Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.
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                                    The Grinch:
                                    That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about! Gifts, gifts, giftsgiftsgiftsgiftsgiftsgifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage! I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs!" "I want diamonds!" "I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored with it and sell it to make glue!" Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid! Stupid! Stupid! There is, however, one teeny-tiny Christmas tradition that I find quite... meaningful. Mistletoe. Now pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!
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                                      The Grinch:
                                      Clearance sale. Everything must go!
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                                        The Grinch(outgoing message):
                                        If you utter so much as one syllable I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! If you'd like to fax me press the star key.
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                                          Baby Grinch:
                                          Santa. Bye bye.
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                                            The Grinch:
                                            Oh the Whomanity!