Cat, your tail.
What about it? Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well that's just fine because, SON OF A BI--(bleep)!
Welcome to "Astounding Products". I'm your host, the Guy in the Sweater who Asks all the Obvious Questions.
This is where they buried my brother!
Humina humina humina! Who's this pretty lady(hat extends up)
That's our mom.
(hat falls down)Oh...
Conrad & Sally:
Cat! That's--Mom's dress!!!
She was going to wear that to the party tonight and now you've ruined it!
Honey, it was ruined when she bought it!
This cat is currently in violation of...17 of your mother's rules!
(answering phone)City morgue.
This cat should not be here! He should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!
(to a garden hoe)Dirty hoe! I'm sorry babe, I still love you.