The Cat in The Hat Quotes
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      Sally:
      Cat, your tail.
      Cat:
      What about it? Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well that's just fine because, SON OF A BI--(bleep)!
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        Cat:
        Welcome to "Astounding Products". I'm your host, the Guy in the Sweater who Asks all the Obvious Questions.
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          Fish:
          This is where they buried my brother!
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            Cat:
            Humina humina humina! Who's this pretty lady(hat extends up)
            Conrad:
            That's our mom.
            Cat:
            (hat falls down)Oh...
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              Conrad & Sally:
              Cat! That's--Mom's dress!!!
              Sally:
              She was going to wear that to the party tonight and now you've ruined it!
              Cat:
              Honey, it was ruined when she bought it!
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                Fish:
                This cat is currently in violation of...17 of your mother's rules!
                Cat:
                (answering phone)City morgue.
                Fish:
                18!
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                  Fish:
                  This cat should not be here! He should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!
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                    Cat:
                    (to a garden hoe)Dirty hoe! I'm sorry babe, I still love you.