The Cat in The Hat Quotes
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      Mrs. Kwan:
      Ms. Walden, back so soon? The children were angels!
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        Mr. Humberfloob:
        YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!
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          Cat:
          OH YEAH!
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            Sally:
            Cat, your tail.
            Cat:
            What about it? Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well that's just fine because, SON OF A BI--(bleep)!
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              Cat:
              Welcome to "Astounding Products". I'm your host, the Guy in the Sweater who Asks all the Obvious Questions.
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                Fish:
                This is where they buried my brother!
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                  Cat:
                  Humina humina humina! Who's this pretty lady(hat extends up)
                  Conrad:
                  That's our mom.
                  Cat:
                  (hat falls down)Oh...
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                    Conrad & Sally:
                    Cat! That's--Mom's dress!!!
                    Sally:
                    She was going to wear that to the party tonight and now you've ruined it!
                    Cat:
                    Honey, it was ruined when she bought it!
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                      Fish:
                      This cat is currently in violation of...17 of your mother's rules!
                      Cat:
                      (answering phone)City morgue.
                      Fish:
                      18!
                      Cat:
                      (laughs)
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                        Fish:
                        This cat should not be here! He should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!
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                          Cat:
                          (to a garden hoe)Dirty hoe! I'm sorry babe, I still love you.