5751
Jim: "I must've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille".
5750
jim-hey boys! look what ive got here!
bart- hey where are the white women at?
jim and bart
bart- hey where are the white women at?
jim and bart
5749
Sheriff Bart: "Oh, baby, you are so talented... And they are so dumb!"
5748
Mongo: "Mongo like candy!"
5747
Bart: (After having fooled the citizens of Rock Ridge) "Oh, baby, you are so smooth!" (Turning to the camera) "And they are so DUMB!"
5746
Governor Lepetomane: "HOLY UNDERWEAR!"
5745
Lili Von Schtup: (After being handed a flower by Bart) "A wed wose...How womantic!"
5744
Gee, Mister Lamar. You use your tongue purdier than a twenty dollar whore.
-Taggart
-Taggart
5743
Charile and Bart:
Charlie: Bart!!!! They said you was hung!
Bart: And they was Right!!
-Charile and Bart
Bart: And they was Right!!
-Charile and Bart
5742
Heddly Lamar and Taggart:
I want, Rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, Mugs, Pugs, Thugs, Nitwits, Half-wits, Dimwits, Vipers, Snipers, Con men, Indian Agents, Mexican Bandits. Muggers, Buggerers, Bushwhackers, Bulldykes, Hornswagglers, Train robbers, Ass-Kickers, Shit-Kickers......an
-Heddly Lamar and Taggart
-Heddly Lamar and Taggart
5741
Heddly Lamar:
But where will I find such a man? And why am I asking you?
-Heddly Lamar
-Heddly Lamar
5740
Mongo:
Mongo only pawn....in game of life.
-Mongo
-Mongo
5739
Bart:
Please,You're making a German Spectacle of yourself.
Auf Weidersein Baby
-Bart
Auf Weidersein Baby
-Bart
5738
Bart and Jim:
Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: "We" aren't sure. Are "we" black?
Bart: Yes we are.
Jim: Well then we are awake, But we are Very puzzled.
-Bart and Jim
Jim: "We" aren't sure. Are "we" black?
Bart: Yes we are.
Jim: Well then we are awake, But we are Very puzzled.
-Bart and Jim
5737
Bart:
Well, to tell the family secret......my grandmother was dutch.
-Bart
-Bart
5736
Taggart:
What in The Wide Wide World of Sports is a'goin On Here?!
-Taggart
-Taggart
5735
Jim:
well...my name is Jim, but my friends call me...Jim.
-Jim
-Jim
5734
Bart:
Excuse me while I whip this out.
-Bart
-Bart
5733
Mexican Bandito:
Badges We dont need no stinkin Badges
-Mexican Bandito
-Mexican Bandito
5732
Bart & Jim:
Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
-Bart & Jim
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
-Bart & Jim
