5771
Bart: (After his KKK uniform comes off) "And now for my next impression...Jesse Owens!" (He runs off)
5770
Jim: (To Bart) "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons."
5769
Jim: (To Bart) "What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny'? 'Make yourself at home'? 'Marry my daughter'?"
5768
Lili: "Hello, handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?"
5767
Hedley: (To his assembled thugs) "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"
5766
Adolf Hitler: "They lose me right after the bunker scene."
5765
Hedley: "Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property: the rightful owners."
5764
Bart: "Well, raise my rent. You ARE the Waco Kid".
5763
Lepetomane: (After Hedley is annoyed by being called Hedy Lamarr) "What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*."
5762
Bart: "Hey, Charlie. What is it that's not exactly water and it ain't exactly earth?" (Charlie joins in) "QUICKSAND!"
5761
Mexican: (Upon seeing Mongo) "Mongo! Santa Maria!"
5760
Bart: "Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?"
Howard: "We don't care if it's the first act of 'Henry V'. We're leaving!"
Howard: "We don't care if it's the first act of 'Henry V'. We're leaving!"
5759
Hedley: (After slapping a ranting Lili) "Shut up, you Teutonic twat!"
5758
Waco Kid: (to two Klansmen) Hey, boys. (pulling Bart up by the back of his collar) look what I got here.
Bart: Where all the white women at?
(Klansmen chase the two behind a rock and are beaten up by The Waco Kid and Bart).
Bart: Where all the white women at?
(Klansmen chase the two behind a rock and are beaten up by The Waco Kid and Bart).
5757
Hedley Lamarr: "I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nimwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!"
Taggart: "Could you repeat that, sir?"
Taggart: "Could you repeat that, sir?"
5756
Taggart: "I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."
Hedley Lamarr: "How?"
Taggart: "We'll kill the first born male child in every household."
Hedley Lamarr: "Too Jewish."
Hedley Lamarr: "How?"
Taggart: "We'll kill the first born male child in every household."
Hedley Lamarr: "Too Jewish."
5755
Bart: (After Lili whispers a shocking suggestion to him) "Baby, I am not from Havana!"
5754
Taggart: (After an oration by Hedley) "Ditto!"
Hedley: "DITTO, YOU PROVINCIAL PUTZ?"
Hedley: "DITTO, YOU PROVINCIAL PUTZ?"
5753
Bart: "Telegram for Mongo!"
5752
Jim: (On what he wants to do) "Play chess...Screw".
Bart: "Let's play chess!"
Bart: "Let's play chess!"
