5717
Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
5716
Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!
5715
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
5714
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
5713
"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!" -Harry
"Harry, I took care of it!" -Lloyd
"Harry, I took care of it!" -Lloyd
5712
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?
5711
Lloyd:
Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Ainahnahnanh!
-Lloyd
-Lloyd
5710
Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty, Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty:
"That's a lovely accent you have there... New Jersey?"
"Austria."
"Austria! Well then... gooday mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
-Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty, Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty
"Austria."
"Austria! Well then... gooday mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
-Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty, Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty
5709
Lloyd, Harry:
Lloyd: "You know why I like you Harry? Cause you're a regular guy. Yep, that's why I want you to stay regular. One half teaspoon for fast effective relief! (pours laxative in tea)
To my friend Harry the matchmaker!"
Harry: "Get ouuta here!"
-Lloyd, Harry
To my friend Harry the matchmaker!"
Harry: "Get ouuta here!"
-Lloyd, Harry
5708
Lloyd, Harry:
Do you know why I like you Harry? Cause you're a regular guy! Yep, that's why I want you to stay regular. One half teaspoon for fast effective relief. To my friend Harry the matchmaker! Get outta here!
-Lloyd, Harry
-Lloyd, Harry
5707
Llyod:
I'm only human, Harry
-Llyod
-Llyod
5706
Loyd:
It's okay, i'm a limo driver.
-Loyd
-Loyd
5705
Loyd:
We've got no food. we've got no jobs,our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
-Loyd
-Loyd
5704
Harry, Loyd:
There after us, what should we do? Go... FASTER!!
-Harry, Loyd
-Harry, Loyd
