Dumb and Dumber Quotes
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      Harry:
      No,No,Not black only red
      5717
        Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
        Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
        Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
        Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
        [He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
        Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
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          Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
          Mary: I beg your pardon?
          Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!
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            Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
            Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
            5714
              Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
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                "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!" -Harry
                "Harry, I took care of it!" -Lloyd
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                  Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?
                  5711
                    Lloyd:
                    Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Ainahnahnanh!
                    -Lloyd
                    5710
                      Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty, Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty:
                      "That's a lovely accent you have there... New Jersey?"
                      "Austria."
                      "Austria! Well then... gooday mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
                      -Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty, Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty
                      5709
                        Lloyd, Harry:
                        Lloyd: "You know why I like you Harry? Cause you're a regular guy. Yep, that's why I want you to stay regular. One half teaspoon for fast effective relief! (pours laxative in tea)
                        To my friend Harry the matchmaker!"

                        Harry: "Get ouuta here!"
                        -Lloyd, Harry
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                          Lloyd, Harry:
                          Do you know why I like you Harry? Cause you're a regular guy! Yep, that's why I want you to stay regular. One half teaspoon for fast effective relief. To my friend Harry the matchmaker! Get outta here!

                          -Lloyd, Harry
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                            Llyod:
                            I'm only human, Harry
                            -Llyod
                            5706
                              Loyd:
                              It's okay, i'm a limo driver.
                              -Loyd
                              5705
                                Loyd:
                                We've got no food. we've got no jobs,our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
                                -Loyd
                                5704
                                  Harry, Loyd:
                                  There after us, what should we do? Go... FASTER!!
                                  -Harry, Loyd