13688
Jennie: (Regarding a police officer) "He's cute."
Carole: "He's real sexy".
Sandra: "Police officers are not sexy...They are civil servants, and you don't date them."
Carole: "He's real sexy".
Sandra: "Police officers are not sexy...They are civil servants, and you don't date them."
13687
Tony: (In reference to a girl in a bikini walking by): "Oh my God. Look at the talent on this girl. Fucking incredible footage. Spielberg would shit".
13686
Laurie: (Drunkenly speaking to a police officer) "Hi. Could I have a cheeseburger, fries and a Cherry Coke, please?"
13685
Laurie: (Hanging on a student from Oberlin) "Oberlin...Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous".
13684
Carole: (Regarding Sandra) "Yeah. Could you bring her a double tequila Mary and could you possibly bring me your phone number?"
Bartender: "Don't go away, I'll be right back".
Jennie: (To Carole) "I don't believe you".
Bartender: "Don't go away, I'll be right back".
Jennie: (To Carole) "I don't believe you".
13683
Laurie: (To Sandra) "Hang on, hang on. This isn't one of your mother's luncheons. You're on vacation. Have a real drink."
13682
Carole: (To the bartender) "Hi. Can I have a margarita?"
Jennie: "I'll have a gin and tonic".
Laurie: "Scotch on the rocks".
Sandra: "A Virgin Mary".
Jennie: "I'll have a gin and tonic".
Laurie: "Scotch on the rocks".
Sandra: "A Virgin Mary".
13681
Carole: "Alright, you guys, I think it's time we get seriously shit-faced, but with dignity".
Laurie: "Of course!"
Laurie: "Of course!"
13680
Laurie: (As a very muscular man exits the ocean) "Oh, my God. It's Conan!"
13679
Jennie: "I mean, I really love music. I just don't know if I have the talent. I think I have the taste".
Camden: "It's the inspiration that counts".
Camden: "It's the inspiration that counts".
13678
Rappaport: (To Scott) "Hey, pal? Interested in some, uh, hot credit cards? Mastercharge? Visa? American Express Gold?"
Scott: "No thanks".
Scott: "No thanks".
13677
Laurie: (To Conan as he's naked) "Yeah, so where's the rest of it? I'll see YOU in small claims court."
13676
Laurie: " Come on, come on. Time is money, remember?" (Regarding Conan's underwear) "That, too".
13675
Laurie: "If I'm buying a piece of meat, I sure as Hell intend to see what's under the wrapper."
13674
Laurie: (To Conan) "Okay, let's get undressed".
Conan: "What?"
Laurie: "You heard me."
Conan: "What?"
Laurie: "You heard me."
13673
Scott: (Regarding Camden) "That guy's really weird".
Jennie: "Why, because he has perfect manners and a boat?"
Jennie: "Why, because he has perfect manners and a boat?"
13672
Chip: (Spotting her showing off at the Hot Body contest) "What the fuck is she doing up there?"
Chip's Friend: "Well, it sure ain't 'Swan Lake'".
Chip's Friend: "Well, it sure ain't 'Swan Lake'".
13671
Chip: (Walking through the Bootlegger's crowd): "We're wasting our time. Carole wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this. She's into ballet, for Christ's sake".
13670
Jennie: "Hey, Carole. If we use our spending money for bail, how much does that leave us?"
Carole: "4.50".
Jennie: "Great. That might get us through breakfast."
Carole: "4.50".
Jennie: "Great. That might get us through breakfast."
13669
Camden: "Jennie, I'd still like you to be my guest at the concert tonight."
Jennie: "Okay. I'd like that".
Camden: "Good".
Jennie: "Okay. I'd like that".
Camden: "Good".
