13708
Scott: (To Jennie before they drive off) "Hi, I'm Scott Nash. I'm headed for Penmore. There's a beautiful girl I'm crazy about". (He hops in and they all drive off)
13707
Laurie: "Hi, Camden. Um, I can't promise lasting love or anything, but we could sure have one Hell of a night."
13706
Sandra: (Waiting for her policeman fling's call) "Oh, God. Make it ring and I'll never eat another Godiva chocolate as long as I live."
13705
Jennie: "Oh yeah. Whatever happened to your appointment? How'd it go?"
Laurie: "Uh, it went, but Conan turned out to be just another jerk in a leopard bikini".
Laurie: "Uh, it went, but Conan turned out to be just another jerk in a leopard bikini".
13704
Laurie: "Flowers? I think that's romantic".
Carole: "Romantic? Since when have you been into romantic? I thought it was strictly Conan".
Carole: "Romantic? Since when have you been into romantic? I thought it was strictly Conan".
13703
Sandra: "Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. It's full of millions of guys who are just looking for animal sex and debauchery.".
Laurie: "Exactly, that's *why* we're going."
Laurie: "Exactly, that's *why* we're going."
13702
Laurie: "Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for ten days. All you need is a bikini and a diaphram."
13701
Laurie: "S.A. *Major* S.A." Jennie: "What's an "S.A."?" Laurie: "Stud Alert, you nun. I'm givin' that guy a ride."
13700
Sandra: "Hey, let's find a gas station. I have to go pee-pee".
Jennie: "Tinkle."
Carole: "Leak!"
Laurie: "Piss"
Sandra: "Oh, gross!"
Jennie: "Tinkle."
Carole: "Leak!"
Laurie: "Piss"
Sandra: "Oh, gross!"
13699
Sandra: (To Laurie) "Are you crazy? Driving in reverse on a major highway?"
13698
Sandra: (As Laurie drives backwards to pick up a hitchhiker) "Laurie, no. Not in my car. That guy could be an ax murderer."
Laurie: "With that bod, I'll chance it".
Laurie: "With that bod, I'll chance it".
13697
Sandra: "Ew, what's that?"
Laurie: (Holding a blow-up doll) "My buddy Dave. He was a gift and he'll be our bodyguard."
Carole: "Laurie, it is way too crowded in here. He'll have to sleep in the tub."
Laurie: (Holding a blow-up doll) "My buddy Dave. He was a gift and he'll be our bodyguard."
Carole: "Laurie, it is way too crowded in here. He'll have to sleep in the tub."
13696
Laurie: (After finishing her lengthy list of baggage) "I think that ought to get me through the night".
Carole: "That could get me through the rest of my life".
Carole: "That could get me through the rest of my life".
13695
Laurie: "Uh, one bottle of 150 proof rum, birth control pills, some Midol, my father's American Express card, a king size bottle of Alka-Seltzer 2, one sexy black teddy, a lid of grass and a quarter, just in case I have to call home".
13694
Carole: (Looking at Laurie unloading her bag) "What do you got in there?"
13693
Texas A&M Student (To the girls): "Hi, ya'll. I'm from Texas A&M!"
Jennie: (Looking at the student's skimpy outfit) "You look more like Texas S&M!"
Jennie: (Looking at the student's skimpy outfit) "You look more like Texas S&M!"
13692
Laurie: "Hey, guys. You know what I want to do down here? I want to meet some total bonehead with the most gorgeous bod you've ever seen. His mind has turned to guacamole."
13691
Jennie: (After hearing Laurie's detailed fantasy) "She's great when she holds back like this."
13690
Laurie: (Describing her dream guy) "I'm talking Conan The Barbarian. I'm going to wrap myself around him for one night of unbelievable, raw, primal sex."
13689
Sandra: "You date bankers..." (Laurie and Jennie join in) "And lawyers and doctors..."
Carole: "There she goes again".
Carole: "There she goes again".
