Where The Boys Are '84 Quotes
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      Scott: (To Jennie before they drive off) "Hi, I'm Scott Nash. I'm headed for Penmore. There's a beautiful girl I'm crazy about". (He hops in and they all drive off)
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        Laurie: "Hi, Camden. Um, I can't promise lasting love or anything, but we could sure have one Hell of a night."
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          Sandra: (Waiting for her policeman fling's call) "Oh, God. Make it ring and I'll never eat another Godiva chocolate as long as I live."
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            Jennie: "Oh yeah. Whatever happened to your appointment? How'd it go?"

            Laurie: "Uh, it went, but Conan turned out to be just another jerk in a leopard bikini".
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              Laurie: "Flowers? I think that's romantic".

              Carole: "Romantic? Since when have you been into romantic? I thought it was strictly Conan".
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                Sandra: "Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. It's full of millions of guys who are just looking for animal sex and debauchery.".

                Laurie: "Exactly, that's *why* we're going."
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                  Laurie: "Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for ten days. All you need is a bikini and a diaphram."
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                    Laurie: "S.A. *Major* S.A." Jennie: "What's an "S.A."?" Laurie: "Stud Alert, you nun. I'm givin' that guy a ride."
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                      Sandra: "Hey, let's find a gas station. I have to go pee-pee".

                      Jennie: "Tinkle."

                      Carole: "Leak!"

                      Laurie: "Piss"

                      Sandra: "Oh, gross!"
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                        Sandra: (To Laurie) "Are you crazy? Driving in reverse on a major highway?"
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                          Sandra: (As Laurie drives backwards to pick up a hitchhiker) "Laurie, no. Not in my car. That guy could be an ax murderer."

                          Laurie: "With that bod, I'll chance it".
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                            Sandra: "Ew, what's that?"

                            Laurie: (Holding a blow-up doll) "My buddy Dave. He was a gift and he'll be our bodyguard."

                            Carole: "Laurie, it is way too crowded in here. He'll have to sleep in the tub."
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                              Laurie: (After finishing her lengthy list of baggage) "I think that ought to get me through the night".

                              Carole: "That could get me through the rest of my life".
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                                Laurie: "Uh, one bottle of 150 proof rum, birth control pills, some Midol, my father's American Express card, a king size bottle of Alka-Seltzer 2, one sexy black teddy, a lid of grass and a quarter, just in case I have to call home".
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                                  Carole: (Looking at Laurie unloading her bag) "What do you got in there?"
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                                    Texas A&M Student (To the girls): "Hi, ya'll. I'm from Texas A&M!"

                                    Jennie: (Looking at the student's skimpy outfit) "You look more like Texas S&M!"
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                                      Laurie: "Hey, guys. You know what I want to do down here? I want to meet some total bonehead with the most gorgeous bod you've ever seen. His mind has turned to guacamole."
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                                        Jennie: (After hearing Laurie's detailed fantasy) "She's great when she holds back like this."
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                                          Laurie: (Describing her dream guy) "I'm talking Conan The Barbarian. I'm going to wrap myself around him for one night of unbelievable, raw, primal sex."
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                                            Sandra: "You date bankers..." (Laurie and Jennie join in) "And lawyers and doctors..."

                                            Carole: "There she goes again".