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      Mikey:"So, my sister is in my juice cup?"
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        Talking Toilet:
        I NEED THAT PEE PEE!
        -Talking Toilet
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          Mikey:
          Mommy, where's Julie's penis?
          -Mikey
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            Julie:
            I want a Cobra Hammerhead!
            -Julie
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              James:
              What? "See a man about a horse"? "Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?
              -James
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                James:
                Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a piss ...
                -James
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                  James:
                  Pee-pee is such a wimp word.

                  -James
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                    James:
                    But she's got some set of balls!

                    -James
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                      Mollie:
                      See, Mikey, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis.

                      -Mollie
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                        Mollie:
                        Isn't that great, honey! Your brother went pee-pee

                        -Mollie
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                          Julie:
                          Big deal. I made a doody!

                          -Julie
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                            James:
                            Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.

                            -James
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                              Mikey:
                              Have a cow, honey.

                              -Mikey
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                                Mikey:
                                Poor Daddy, hanging out with buttholes all day long.

                                -Mikey
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                                  Julie:
                                  As God is my witness, I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of here.

                                  -Julie
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                                    Mikey:
                                    I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards.
                                    -Mikey