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Tripper: "Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary."
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Wendy: "Tripper, I'm looking forward to some action this summer. I hope you can supply it."
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Tripper: "But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends."
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Hardware: "Another panty raid, Trip?"
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Candace: "Lance Cashman? Lance Cashman is a TOTAL JERK-OFF!"
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Tripper: "Important announcement - Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low."
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Tripper: "What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap."
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Tripper: "Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands." You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know."
Roxanne: "Well, maybe you can have surgery without them knowing."
Tripper: "Awww, heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!"
Roxanne: "Well, maybe you can have surgery without them knowing."
Tripper: "Awww, heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!"
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Tripper: "Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right."
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Spaz:"What's cookin';Good lookin'?"Wendy(laughing):"Your Fly's Open".Girl Counselor:"Tripper I'm looking for some action this summer."Tripper:"Well,I can supply it,but the guy you gotta watch out for is Spaz;He's A"sex Machine."Girl:"Are you kidding,he couldn't walk me with A trumpet and drum."Tripper:"Well he once got 6 nurses by himself,and 4 couldn't report back to work the next day.Roxanne(Skinny Dipping with Tripper):"Isn't this nice."Tripper"Worse than I Imagined".Tripper(burping loudly):From the diaphragm."Rudy:(burping quietly)"That's not from the Diaphragm!"Morty:"Hi I'm Morty Mellnick."Everybody:"Hi Mickey."Morty:"That's Morty,not Mickey."
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It just doesn't matter It just doesn't matter It just doesn't matter
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It just doesn't matter It just doesn't matter It just doesn't matter
