Wise Guys Quotes
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      Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: Don't touch the chrome, don't touch the windows, don't touch the upholstery, don't touch nothing!
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        Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: Put the ten grand on the number two horse to win, in the second race. Now that shouldn't be too difficult, even for you two fuckin' stunods!
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          Harry Valentini: I'll buy you an eggcream. Happy Birthday.
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            Harry Valentini: That's it! We're moving to Sweden.
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              Harry Valentini: I hate this fucking job!
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                Harry Valentini: Golden brown Knishes. Mmmmmmm. Can you smell 'em Moe, huh? Can you? Can you smell 'em?
                Moe Dickstein: It's the guy in the next stall Harry!
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                  Santo Ravallo: Hey Harry, what happened to your face?
                  Harry Valentini: What, this? This happens to be a tropical tan.
                  Santo Ravallo: Oh really? I thought it was hepatitis.
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                    Moe Dickstein: Happy birthday, to me. Happy birthday, to me. Happy birthday dear Moe. Happy brithday, to me.
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                      Santo Ravallo: This is the strangest pillow case I've ever seen.
                      Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: IT'S MY UNDERWEAR, ASSHOLE!
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                        Anthony Costelo: This jacket actually is bullet proof.
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                          Anthony Costelo: Do we really hurt them by killing them?
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                            Harry Valentini: It's all part of the grand design!
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                              Harry Valentini: Thank you Mr. Acavano!