The Muppets Take Manhattan Quotes
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      "Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister.""Heh heh..."
      -Kermit and Miss Piggy
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        Miss Piggy & Kermit (as Phil):
        Piggy: Listen to me. You are Kermit the Frog... and-and you love me... you want to marry me... you want to have children with me. Kermit (as 'Phil'): With you? In-In love with a PIG? HA HA HA!
        -Miss Piggy & Kermit (as Phil)
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          Kermitand Elliot Gould:
          EG:Hey Watch it!

          Kermit: Sorry sir, Ive gotta go get a contract so I can go out and kill'em!!!

          EG: (Thinks) Nah!
          -Kermitand Elliot Gould
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            Kermit:
            Broadway" But-but this show's not good enough for Broadway.
            -Kermit
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              Ronnie Crawford Bernard Crawford:
              Well I told you... I want to do something different!' 'So put some Jell-O down your pants!
              -Ronnie Crawford Bernard Crawford
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                Janice:
                Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it IS "artistic."
                -Janice
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                  Anima:
                  WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!
                  -Anima
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                    Rowlf:
                    Rowlf: It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.
                    -Rowlf
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                      Miss Piggy:
                      Miss Piggy: Oh, dear Lord! Not jogging!
                      -Miss Piggy
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                        Kermit:
                        Well, what are we waitin' for? Let's go to Broadway!
                        -Kermit
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                          Miss Piggy:
                          I spied because I care!
                          -Miss Piggy
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                            Miss Piggy:
                            Look at me! You are not Phil! You are Kermit the Frog!
                            -Miss Piggy
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                              Purse Snatcher:
                              She-she stole my purse!
                              -Purse Snatcher
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                                Kermit the Frog:
                                You here me New York? Were gonna be on Broadway! Because... because I'm not givin' up! I'm still here and I'm stayin'! You hear that New York? I'm stayin' here! The Frog is stayin'!!
                                -Kermit the Frog