The Cable Guy Quotes
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    5600
      Chip Douglas: "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter"
      5599
        Chip Douglas: "Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!"
        5598
          Chip Douglas: "He who hesitates, masturbates"
          5597
            Chip Douglas: "Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac"
            5596
              Chip Douglas: "You better buckle up. I've had a lot to drink... just kidding"
              5595
                This concludes our broadcast day..
                5594
                  heh heh..i'll juice you up...
                  5593
                    "Hey, I was just blow drying my hair, thought I heard the phone ring. That ever happen to you? Call me, we'll talk about it." -Chip Douglas

                    The Cable Guy
                    5592
                      The Cable Guy:
                      CALBLE GUY
                      -The Cable Guy
                      5591
                        The Cable Guy:
                        Oh I see, we're playin prison rules huh?
                        -The Cable Guy
                        5590
                          The Cable Guy:
                          Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her, I think you tell her what she wants to hear, she wants you to thirst for knowledge of the complicated splendor that is woman.
                          -The Cable Guy
                          5589
                            The Cable Guy:
                            Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico, they just don't have the regulations.
                            -The Cable Guy
                            5588
                              The Cable Guy:
                              There's no end to the possebilitys!
                              -The Cable Guy