5600
Chip Douglas: "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter"
5599
Chip Douglas: "Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!"
5598
Chip Douglas: "He who hesitates, masturbates"
5597
Chip Douglas: "Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac"
5596
Chip Douglas: "You better buckle up. I've had a lot to drink... just kidding"
5595
This concludes our broadcast day..
5594
heh heh..i'll juice you up...
5593
"Hey, I was just blow drying my hair, thought I heard the phone ring. That ever happen to you? Call me, we'll talk about it." -Chip Douglas
The Cable Guy
The Cable Guy
5592
The Cable Guy:
CALBLE GUY
-The Cable Guy
-The Cable Guy
5591
The Cable Guy:
Oh I see, we're playin prison rules huh?
-The Cable Guy
-The Cable Guy
5590
The Cable Guy:
Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her, I think you tell her what she wants to hear, she wants you to thirst for knowledge of the complicated splendor that is woman.
-The Cable Guy
-The Cable Guy
5589
The Cable Guy:
Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico, they just don't have the regulations.
-The Cable Guy
-The Cable Guy
5588
The Cable Guy:
There's no end to the possebilitys!
-The Cable Guy
-The Cable Guy
