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      C.D: "Philosophical. You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important. It's what's in it that matters!"
      13578
        C.D: "Naughty. Uh, pardon me, sir, but some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away!"
        13577
          C.D: "Envious. Oh, I wish I were you. Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear!"
          13576
            C.D: "Punctual. Alright, Delman, your nose was on time, but you were 15 minutes late!"
            13575
              C.D: "Personal. Well, here we are. Just the 3 of us!"
              13574
                C.D: "Fashionable. You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like...WYOMING!"
                13573
                  C.D: "Meteorological. Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!"
                  13572
                    C.D: "Start with obvious. Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?"
                    13571
                      Dixie: "Come on, Charlie! You can do it!"

                      C.D: "Alright, 20 something betters! Here it goes!"
                      13570
                        C.D: (Noticing the number the Tough Guy hit) "20! 2 out of 3, 2 out of 3!"

                        (The Tough Guy throws and hits 20 again)

                        C.D: "20!"

                        Tough Guy: "Darts Champion, Denver, 1987!"
                        13569
                          C.D: "With this dart, whatever number you hit, that's how many I'll think up."
                          13568
                            Tough Guy: "I suppose you could think of something better?"

                            C.D: "Yeah, I think I could think up something better! Come here!"
                            13567
                              C.D: "Oh, wait a second! What a waste of an opportunity!"

                              Tough Guy: "What?"

                              C.D: "Well, I mean you've got somebody standing in front of you with this (pointing at his nose), and all you could think up is Big Nose!"
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                                C.D: "Is that it?"

                                Tough Guy: "Yeah!"

                                C.D: "Well, you really got me on that one, didn't you?"
                                13565
                                  Tough Guy: "Hey, where ya goin', big nose?"

                                  C.D: "Pardon me?"

                                  Tough Guy: "You heard me...Big nose!"