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      C.D: (As the Tough Guy stands in a daze) "Has he fallen yet?"

      (The Tough Guy collapses to the ground)
      13598
        Tough Guy: "You smart-ass son-of-a-bitch!"

        C.D: "You flat-faced flat-nosed flat-head!"

        Tough Guy: "Hey!" (Runs to C.D and gets punched in the face).

        C.D: "Ow!"
        13597
          C.D: "Dirty. (To the Tough Guy) Your name wouldn't be DICK, would it?"
          13596
            C.D: "Appreciative. Oh, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped!"
            13595
              C.D: "Aromatic. It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee...In Brazil!"
              13594
                C.D: "Uh, paranoid. Keep that guy away from my cocaine!"
                13593
                  C.D: "Disgusting. Say, who mows your nose hair?"
                  13592
                    C.D: "Alright, alright. Religious. The Lord giveth, and He just kept on giving, didn't He?"
                    13591
                      C.D: (At 19 jokes) "How many is that?

                      Dean: "14, chief!"
                      13590
                        C.D: "Pornographic. Finally, a man who can satisfy 2 women at once!"
                        13589
                          C.D: "French. Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!"
                          13588
                            C.D: "Inquiring. When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?"
                            13587
                              C.D: "Obscure. Whoa, I'd hate to see the grindstone! (To the crowd) Well, think about it!"
                              13586
                                C.D: "Scientific. Say, does that thing there influence the tides?"
                                13585
                                  C.D: "Complimentary. You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on!"
                                  13584
                                    C.D: "Sympathetic. Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?"
                                    13583
                                      C.D: "Melodic. Everyone: He's got the whole world in his nose!"
                                      13582
                                        C.D: "Polite. Um, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo!"
                                        13581
                                          C.D: "Commercial. Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95!"
                                          13580
                                            C.D: "Humorous. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle!"