Who Framed Roger Rabbit Quotes
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      "THEN THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN IS GONNA KNOW YOUR HERE!" - Eddie Valiant
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        Tweety Bird:
        Oooooh, piggies! This wittle piggy went to market, this wittle piggy stayed at home. This wittle piggy had roast beef, and this wittle piggy had..." (Eddie falls) "Uh oh, ran outta piggies.
        -Tweety Bird
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          Bugs Bunny:
          Eh, what's up doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, isn't it?
          -Bugs Bunny
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            The Weasels:
            We're gonna raaaam'em!
            -The Weasels
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              Eddie and Jessica:
              Seriously, what do you see in that guy?" "He makes me laugh.
              -Eddie and Jessica
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                Roger Rabbit:
                Us toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid!
                -Roger Rabbit
                5410
                  Roger Rabbit:
                  Okay, nobody move! All right, you weasels, grab some sky or I let the judge have it. You heard me, I said drop it!

                  -Roger Rabbit
                  5409
                    Roger Rabbit:
                    "Hide me Eddie! PLEASE! (Hides inside the drawer of Eddie Valint's desk) Remember you never saw me."
                    Eddie Valiant:
                    "GET OUT OF THERE!"
                    5408
                      Dolores and Eddie:
                      Would you like to tell me what she was doing with her arms around you?" "Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife!
                      -Dolores and Eddie
                      5407
                        Jessica Rabbit:
                        I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!
                        -Jessica Rabbit
                        5406
                          Eddie & Jessica:
                          Seriously, what do you see in that guy?" "He makes me laugh.
                          -Eddie & Jessica
                          5405
                            Judge Doom:
                            Remember ME Eddie?? When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!!!
                            -Judge Doom
                            5404
                              Judge Doom:
                              This is how we handle things down in Toontown. I thought you of all people would appreciate that.
                              -Judge Doom
                              5403
                                Eddie and Baby Herman:
                                A ladies man, huh? Problem is I've got a 50 year old lust and a 3 year old dinkie.
                                -Eddie and Baby Herman
                                5402
                                  Roger:
                                  The real meaning of the word hits you like a ton of bricks!(a ton of bricks falls on Roger)
                                  -Roger
                                  5401
                                    Rodger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant:
                                    Eddie - You mean you could've taken your hands out of those handcuffs the entire time???!!!!
                                    Rodger - No, Eddie, I couldn't...I could only do it when it was funny!
                                    -Rodger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant
                                    5400
                                      Jessica and Roger:
                                      He's lost his mind. I don't think so!
                                      -Jessica and Roger
                                      5399
                                        Roger Rabbit:
                                        P-P-P-PLEASE!
                                        -Roger Rabbit
                                        5398
                                          Judge Doom:
                                          This is how we handle things down in Toontown.
                                          -Judge Doom
                                          5397
                                            Benny:
                                            So, Valient, you call a cab or what? Hubba, hubba! Allow me, madamoiselle.
                                            -Benny