Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Quotes
      R.K: "How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?"

      Eddie: "Only there's no business like it...No business I know!"
        Eddie: "What are you doing here?"

        Betty: "Work's been kind of slow since cartoons went to color, but I've still got it, Eddie. Boop-boop-be-doop, Boop!"

        Eddie: "Yeah, you still got it!"
          Betty Boop: "Cigars? Cigarettes? EDDIE VALIANT!"

          Eddie Valiant: "Betty?"

          Betty: "Long time no see".
            Judge Doom: (Knocking around the bar) "Shave...And A Hair...Cut..."

            Roger: (Flying out of the wall) "TWO BIIIIIIIIIITS!"
              aint i a stinker?
              bugs bunny
                aint i a stinker?
                bugs bunny
                  eddie valiant
                    aint I a stinker?
                    bugs bunny
                      Eddie Valiant: "You mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!"
                      Roger Rabbit: "Well, no, not at ANY time; only when it was funny."
                        Judge Doom: "Stop that laughing! Have you forgotten what happened last time?! If you don't stop laughing, you're gonna end up DEAD, just like your idiot hyena cousins!"
                          Roger Rabbit:
                          What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
                          Eddie Valiant:
                          You wanna know? (Roger nods) I'll tell ya. A toon killed my twin-brother.
                          Roger Rabbit:
                          (frightened) A toon?!? No!
                          Eddie Valiant:
                          That's right. A toon. We were investigating an armed robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Theodore liked workin' Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. It hurt my arm, and Theodore never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standin' over me laughin', with those burnin' red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.
                          Roger Rabbit:
                          (sobs hysterically) No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my twin-brother, I'd hate me, too.
                          Eddie Valiant:
                          Come on. Don't cry, Roger. I don't hate you.
                          Roger Rabbit:
                          Yes, you do!
                          Eddie Valiant:
                          No, I don't.
                          Roger Rabbit:
                          You do hate me. Otherwise, You would have yanked my ears all the time.
                          Eddie Valiant:
                          I am sorry that I yanked your ears.
                          Roger Rabbit:
                          (Cheering) All the time you've yanked my ears. Well, Put it there, pal. I am feel so much better. Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news.
                            Roger Rabbit: "Jeepers, Eddie. That was a close one! How can I ever repay you??" (kisses Eddie)
                            Eddie Valiant: "For starters, don't EVER kiss me again!"
                              Smart Ass: "Look, Valiant. We've got a reliable tip that the rabbit was here, and it was corroborated by several others... So cut the bull-shtick."
                              Eddie Valiant: "You keep talking like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out!" (shoves the bar of soap in Smart Ass' mouth)
                                Eddie Valiant:
                                Listen! Get this straight, meatball: I...DON'T...WORK...FOR TOONS!!!
                                So What's his problem?
                                A toon killed his twin-brother.
                                A toon dropped the piano on his head.
                                  Boo Boo Bedop!!: Betty boop
                                    Bongo the Gorilla:
                                    "What do you think you're doin', chump?"
                                    Eddie Valiant:
                                    "Who you callin' a chump, chimp?
                                      Eddie: "I'm through with taking falls and bouncing off the walls. When I get done, I'll have some fun, I'll kick you in your..."

                                      Roger: "NOSE!"

                                      Weasel: "Nose? That doesn't rhyme with walls!"

                                      Eddie: "Oh, yeah? Well, this does!" (Eddie kicks him in the balls)
                                        Judge Doom:
                                        (after sprayed by the dip) "WAAAAAAAH YOU CURSED BRAT!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! I'M MELTING, MELTING!!! Oh, What a world, What a world!!! Who would have ever thought of a greatest detective like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!? OH LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!!! I'M GOING!!! (moaning to his death)"
                                          Roger Rabbit:
                                            Judge Doom:
                                            One of these days you're gonna laugh yourselves to death.