5436
R.K: "How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?"
Eddie: "Only there's no business like it...No business I know!"
Eddie: "Only there's no business like it...No business I know!"
5435
Eddie: "What are you doing here?"
Betty: "Work's been kind of slow since cartoons went to color, but I've still got it, Eddie. Boop-boop-be-doop, Boop!"
Eddie: "Yeah, you still got it!"
Betty: "Work's been kind of slow since cartoons went to color, but I've still got it, Eddie. Boop-boop-be-doop, Boop!"
Eddie: "Yeah, you still got it!"
5434
Betty Boop: "Cigars? Cigarettes? EDDIE VALIANT!"
Eddie Valiant: "Betty?"
Betty: "Long time no see".
Eddie Valiant: "Betty?"
Betty: "Long time no see".
5433
Judge Doom: (Knocking around the bar) "Shave...And A Hair...Cut..."
Roger: (Flying out of the wall) "TWO BIIIIIIIIIITS!"
Roger: (Flying out of the wall) "TWO BIIIIIIIIIITS!"
5432
aint i a stinker?
bugs bunny
bugs bunny
5431
aint i a stinker?
bugs bunny
bugs bunny
5430
toons!
eddie valiant
eddie valiant
5429
aint I a stinker?
bugs bunny
bugs bunny
5428
Eddie Valiant: "You mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!"
Roger Rabbit: "Well, no, not at ANY time; only when it was funny."
Roger Rabbit: "Well, no, not at ANY time; only when it was funny."
5427
Judge Doom: "Stop that laughing! Have you forgotten what happened last time?! If you don't stop laughing, you're gonna end up DEAD, just like your idiot hyena cousins!"
5426
Roger Rabbit:
What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
Eddie Valiant:
You wanna know? (Roger nods) I'll tell ya. A toon killed my twin-brother.
Roger Rabbit:
(frightened) A toon?!? No!
Eddie Valiant:
That's right. A toon. We were investigating an armed robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Theodore liked workin' Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. It hurt my arm, and Theodore never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standin' over me laughin', with those burnin' red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.
Roger Rabbit:
(sobs hysterically) No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my twin-brother, I'd hate me, too.
Eddie Valiant:
Come on. Don't cry, Roger. I don't hate you.
Roger Rabbit:
Yes, you do!
Eddie Valiant:
No, I don't.
Roger Rabbit:
You do hate me. Otherwise, You would have yanked my ears all the time.
Eddie Valiant:
I am sorry that I yanked your ears.
Roger Rabbit:
(Cheering) All the time you've yanked my ears. Well, Put it there, pal. I am feel so much better. Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news.
5425
Roger Rabbit: "Jeepers, Eddie. That was a close one! How can I ever repay you??" (kisses Eddie)
Eddie Valiant: "For starters, don't EVER kiss me again!"
Eddie Valiant: "For starters, don't EVER kiss me again!"
5424
Smart Ass: "Look, Valiant. We've got a reliable tip that the rabbit was here, and it was corroborated by several others... So cut the bull-shtick."
Eddie Valiant: "You keep talking like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out!" (shoves the bar of soap in Smart Ass' mouth)
Eddie Valiant: "You keep talking like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out!" (shoves the bar of soap in Smart Ass' mouth)
5423
Eddie Valiant:
Listen! Get this straight, meatball: I...DON'T...WORK...FOR TOONS!!!
Angelo:
So What's his problem?
Delores:
A toon killed his twin-brother.
Angelo:
What?
Delores:
A toon dropped the piano on his head.
5422
Boo Boo Bedop!!: Betty boop
5421
Bongo the Gorilla:
"What do you think you're doin', chump?"
Eddie Valiant:
"Who you callin' a chump, chimp?
5420
Eddie: "I'm through with taking falls and bouncing off the walls. When I get done, I'll have some fun, I'll kick you in your..."
Roger: "NOSE!"
Weasel: "Nose? That doesn't rhyme with walls!"
Eddie: "Oh, yeah? Well, this does!" (Eddie kicks him in the balls)
Roger: "NOSE!"
Weasel: "Nose? That doesn't rhyme with walls!"
Eddie: "Oh, yeah? Well, this does!" (Eddie kicks him in the balls)
5419
Judge Doom:
(after sprayed by the dip) "WAAAAAAAH YOU CURSED BRAT!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! I'M MELTING, MELTING!!! Oh, What a world, What a world!!! Who would have ever thought of a greatest detective like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!? OH LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!!! I'M GOING!!! (moaning to his death)"
5418
Roger Rabbit:
PPPPPleese!
5417
Judge Doom:
One of these days you're gonna laugh yourselves to death.
