My Favorite Year Quotes
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    31802
      K.C:
      Do you think there are funny people and not-funny people?
      Benjy:
      . Definitely. On the funny side there are the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo; the Ritz Brothers, no exceptions; both Laurel *and* Hardy; and Woody Woodpecker. On the unfunny side there's anyone who has ever played the accordion professionally.
      31801
        Sy:
        California? You can't write comedy in California! It's not depressing enough!
        31800
          Alan:
          What's in a name? A rose by any other name would wither and die.
          31799
            Benjy:
            I think I'm going to be unwell.
            Alan:
            Ladies are unwell, Stone. Gentlemen vomit.
            13489
              Alan: "I'm not an actor, I'M A MOVIE STAR!"