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K.C:
Do you think there are funny people and not-funny people?
Benjy:
. Definitely. On the funny side there are the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo; the Ritz Brothers, no exceptions; both Laurel *and* Hardy; and Woody Woodpecker. On the unfunny side there's anyone who has ever played the accordion professionally.
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Sy:
California? You can't write comedy in California! It's not depressing enough!
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Alan:
What's in a name? A rose by any other name would wither and die.
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Benjy:
I think I'm going to be unwell.
Alan:
Ladies are unwell, Stone. Gentlemen vomit.
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Alan: "I'm not an actor, I'M A MOVIE STAR!"
