The Blues Brothers Quotes
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      Jake Blues:
      I hate Illinois Nazis
      -Jake Blues
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        Elwood Blues:
        You fat penguin!
        -Elwood Blues
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          Curtis:
          Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.

          -Curtis
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            Elwood Blues:
            The light was yellow, sir
            -Elwood Blues
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              Frank Oz:
              One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.

              -Frank Oz
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                Jake Blues:
                How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

                -Jake Blues
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                  Elwood Blues:
                  No, ma'am. We're musicians.

                  -Elwood Blues
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                    Elwood Blues:
                    Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

                    -Elwood Blues
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                      Donald:
                      We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

                      -Donald
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                        Ray:
                        2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.

                        -Ray
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                          Police Dispatcher:
                          Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

                          -Police Dispatcher
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                            Sister Mary Stigmata:
                            You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young boys whom I taught to believe in the Ten Commandments have come back to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes.

                            -Sister Mary Stigmata
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                              Man at Hotel:
                              Did you get me my Cheese Whiz, boy?
                              -Man at Hotel
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                                Elwood Blues:
                                It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
                                -Elwood Blues
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                                  Toys R' Us Customer:
                                  Do you have a Miss Piggy?
                                  -Toys R' Us Customer