The Blues Brothers Quotes
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    5385
      Tucker: (To Jake) "You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob WITH NO FUCKING TEETH!"
      5384
        Tucker: (To Jake) "You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha!"
        5383
          Tucker: (To Jake) "Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? What'cha gonna do about that?"
          5382
            Tucker: "Our what?"

            Jake: "Your union cards. May I see your cards, please?"
            5381
              Jake: (To Tucker) "My name is Jacob Stein. I'm from the American Federation Of Music. I've been sent to see if you gentlemen are carrying your permits".
              5380
                Elwood: "So what kinda music do the bands usually play here?"
                Bartender: "Oh they play both kinds! they play Country AND Western!"
                5379
                  Reverend Cleophus James: "Praise God!"

                  Elwood: "And God Bless the United States Of America!"
                  5378
                    Burton: "Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!"
                    5377
                      Head Nazi's Sidekick: (To him as their car descends): "I've always loved you!"
                      5376
                        Curtis: "Do you guys know 'Minnie The Moocher'"?

                        Murph: "I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola."
                        5375
                          Jake: "SCMODS?"

                          Elwood: "State County Municipal Offender Data Systems!"
                          5374
                            Burton Mercer (John Candy): Hi! Wanna hand me the mike? Thanks a lot. Hi this is car um...what number are we?
                            Officer Mount: FIVE - FIVE
                            BM: This is car fifty five..we're in a truck!
                            5373
                              Joliet Jake Blues:
                              Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ yes I see the light
                              -Joliet Jake Blues
                              5372
                                rev. clephous James:
                                do you see the light?
                                -rev. clephous James
                                5371
                                  police man:
                                  they broke my watch
                                  -police man
                                  5370
                                    Sister Mary Stigmata:
                                    Get out! And don't come back... until you've redeemed yourselves!
                                    -Sister Mary Stigmata
                                    5369
                                      Mystrey Women:
                                      I must now kill you... and your brother!
                                      -Mystrey Women
                                      5368
                                        Jake:
                                        No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood.
                                        -Jake
                                        5367
                                          Elwood:
                                          You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin.
                                          -Elwood
                                          5366
                                            Elwood Blues:
                                            We're on a Mission from God
                                            -Elwood Blues