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    13399
      Father Clemente: Oh, by the way? Congratulations on your daughter marrying Bruce Underwood.
      Sophia: Oh, I'm afraid there's been a change, Father. She's now marrying a nice Italian boy. Anthony Rosano.
      Father Clemente: It's all for the better. Nothing like a big Italian wedding! Anthony Rosano!
      Snaps: Well, forget Anthony, she's not marrying him any more.
      Sophia: What?
      Father Clemente: Well, that's a shame. But she's young. Someday she'll find the right one.
      Snaps: She's found the right one.
      Sophia: Who?
      Snaps: Doctor Poole!
      Sophia: Doctor Poole?
      Dr. Thornton Poole: [leans over railing] Hello!
      13398
        Aldo: Never witness nuthin'. You live longer.
        13397
          Aldo: Lemme me show you tha door;
          [shouts and points to the door]
          Aldo: There's tha door!
          13396
            Lisa Provolone: ...I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu!
            Snaps: Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room!
            13395
              Snaps: Mornin', Doc!
              Dr. Thornton Poole: Mr. Provolon-e. Where are those G's?
              Snaps: [slaps money bag] In here.
              13394
                Anthony Rossano: When I took over, your books were a mess.
                Snaps: They don't sound like they're in no great shape now!
                [to himself] Damn, a double-negative.
                13393
                  Connie: I warned him, boss.
                  Aldo: Anthony said it was a matter of life an death, boss.
                  Snaps: And will you two mugs stop callin? me "boss"? It ain't respectable!
                  Aldo & Connie: Sorry, boss.
                  13392
                    Snaps: If it's Poole you want, it's Poole you'll get. But, Lisa, you've *got* to cross the finish line on this one! This is your third fiance today and it ain't even lunch yet!
                    13391
                      Snaps: You're a butler now! Butle!
                      13390
                        Snaps: Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker.
                        Finucci: Oh, we make-a you look like a banker... take off-a you pants.
                        13389
                          Anthony: All that travel must cut into your home life.
                          Dr. Thornton Poole: Well, I don't spend as much time with mother as I'd like. But she's got the cats.
                          13388
                            Snaps: Connie! Am-scray!
                            Connie: Do I have to, Boss? Every time I leave I fall behind.
                            13387
                              Dr. Poole, a linguist: [about Snaps' daughter, Lisa] She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!
                              Snaps: That's what got her into this jam!
                              13386
                                [After Poole says "honest crook" is an oxy moran]
                                Snaps: Poole was right! You are an ox *and* a moron!
                                13385
                                  Eduardo: Ah, so now you wanna make-a peace with you papa? You wanna me die happy.
                                  Snaps: Of course, Papa.
                                  Eduardo: So now you *wanna* me die! [slaps him]
                                  13384
                                    Snaps: ...Take Louie 'The Lug' McGurk. Died tragically at 25.
                                    Anthony: I'm twenty five. What happened?
                                    Aldo: Somebody stepped on his fingers.
                                    Anthony: And that killed him?
                                    Aldo: He was hanging from a window ledge of the Edison Hotel at the time.
                                    13383
                                      Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
                                      Snaps: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!
                                      Sophia: Look at the example you've set! Filling the house with thugs, goons and hit men!
                                      Snaps: All right... sometimes I had to bring my work home with me...
                                      13382
                                        Dr. Thornton Poole: Aldo is a treasure trove of linguistic anomolies.
                                        13381
                                          Snaps: [to bankers] You come into my house with your filne print and addendums... and try to con me out of my dough? Geez, I'm used to dealing with mobsters, bootleggers and gonzos... but you bankers are scary.
                                          Kirkwood: [rising out of the chair] I have never been so insulted in all my life.
                                          Snaps: Wait. You're young yet.
                                          13380
                                            Aldo: Oh, Dr. Poole! Come on in. The boss been expecting you.
                                            Dr. Thornton Poole: [chuckling] Aldo, do you realize what you just did?
                                            Aldo: What?
                                            Dr. Thornton Poole: You used the past participle without a modifier.
                                            Aldo: I did? What's the rap on that?