5273
Agent K: (telling a joke) "... Honey, this one's eating my popcorn"
5272
Edgars wife: "Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones"
5271
Edgar: "I'm looking for a cat"
5270
Were not hosting an intergallatic kegger haha Thats Zed
-J
-J
5269
1000 years ago people knew the world revolved around the sun, 1000 years people knew the earth was flat, Imagine what you'll know tomorrow
-K
-K
5268
Well what happened was umm.....Swamp gas ummmm...
-J
-J
5267
Agent J:
Oh yeah, hire an interior decorator to come here quick cause.....Damn!
-Agent J
-Agent J
5266
Frank the Pug:
You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt.
-Frank the Pug
-Frank the Pug
5265
James Edwards:
NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down.
-James Edwards
-James Edwards
5264
Kay:
1500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you "knew" that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll "know" tomorrow.
-Kay
-Kay
5263
Kay:
No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.. May we come in?
-Kay
-Kay
5262
Kay:
Put up your arms and all your flippers.
-Kay
-Kay
5261
Jay:
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
-Jay
-Jay
5260
Zed:
You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way.
-Zed
-Zed
5259
Kay:
On a more personal note Beatrice, Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend, you're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights then realize you're better off.
-Kay
-Kay
5258
Jay:
Wait a minute. You just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one? And that weak-ass story's the best you can come up with?
-Jay
-Jay
5257
Kay:
All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
-Kay
-Kay
5256
Zed:
We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
-Zed
-Zed
5255
Kay:
I want you on the next transport off this rock or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.
-Kay
-Kay
5254
Edgar:
I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. It is poison, isn't it.
-Edgar
-Edgar
