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      Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?
      Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.
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        Roy: Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear.
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          Landlady: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.
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            Roy: Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.
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              Ernie McCracken: Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?
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                Ernie McCracken: It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy.
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                  Little boy: Sometimes when I wake up in the morning Mr. McCracken's already there.
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                    Claudia: He said handSOME, not handLESS.
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                      Ishmael: Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shit-cloud coming.
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                        Extra: Bye Brother Munson, bye Whore.
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                          Roy: The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.
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                            Ishmael: I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!