Cannon Movie Tales: The Emperor's New Clothes Quotes
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      The Emperor:
      But I, as Emperor, was OVERPOWERINGLY stupid... I, as Emperor, was more stupid than you all, because I was responsible for all this stupidity!
      -The Emperor
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        Wenceslas:
        [singing] With such a handsome robe to sit in, anyone could rule Great Britain!
        -Wenceslas
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          The Emperor:
          Why does everyone argue with me? I'm the Emperor!
          -The Emperor
          5114
            The Emperor:
            I don't want to blind them, I just want them to blink a little.
            -The Emperor
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              Henry Dispenser:
              [singing] Don't call it a crime, call it an adventure! Don't call me a cheat, call me an explorer, off on a journey, out of the rut we're in!
              -Henry Dispenser
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                Henry Dispenser:
                We are weavers of distinction, Your Majesty.
                -Henry Dispenser
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                  The Emperor Henry Dispenser:
                  Would the pants have two legs?' 'How many would Your Majesty like?'Five! Then when you're walking around, you can go jumping from leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg...
                  -The Emperor Henry Dispenser
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                    The Emperor Henry Dispenser:
                    E: How do you spin a thread out of a solid diamond? HD: Ah! That is a family secret!
                    -The Emperor Henry Dispenser
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                      The Emperor:
                      I think this will be very good for the kingdom. It will weed out all those people who try to bluff their way through life.
                      -The Emperor
                      5108
                        Prime Minister Emperor:
                        'The marriage contract has already been agreed.' 'They better have a lotta money. And I mean, a lotta money!' 'Unfortunately, they have.' 'No, I mean a LOTTA money! And I wanna count it!'
                        -Prime Minister Emperor
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                          The Emperor:
                          You don't have to baloney me any more, Wenceslas.
                          -The Emperor
                          5106
                            The Emperor Princess Gilda:
                            'We'll have your wedding dress made out of the same material.' 'No!'
                            -The Emperor Princess Gilda
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                              The Emperor Duke Prime Minister:
                              E: It's diamond thread! Diamond makes a spectrum, and blue and red make... D: Uh... reddy-blue? PM: Uh... bluey-red? E: Blue and red make PURPLE!
                              -The Emperor Duke Prime Minister
                              5104
                                The Emperor:
                                Blue? Red? There's only one way to settle this. I'll have to see the cloth myself.
                                -The Emperor
                                5103
                                  Duke:
                                  I can't see a thing. I AM unfit for my office. My wife was absolutely right!
                                  -Duke