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      Djinn: You wish to know what I am? To you, I am this: The cry of the abandoned child. The whimper of the whipped beast. I am the face that stares back at you from the shadows of your mirror. The hollowness at the heart of all your hopes, Alexandra. I AM DESPAIR.
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        Djinn: My patience wears thin.
        Alexandra Amberson: What are you going to do, kill me? Where's your third wish then?
        Djinn: I don't need you dead, Alexandra. I just need you to wish you were.
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          Beaumont: My God!
          Djinn: Not yet, human. Soon... very soon I will be
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            Djinn: Listen to their screams, child, listen to the music of their agony.
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              Homeless Man: You left customers in there. That's not a very good way to run a business.
              Pharmacist: Don't you tell me how to run my business, you're a fucking bum!
              Homeless Man: Well, you don't tell me how to run my life! You're a fucking prick! I'll talk to whoever I want to! You don't own this fucking sidewalk!
              Pharmacist: You wanna know something? I do own this fuckin' sidewalk. You wanna know why? Cause I pay fuckin' taxes!
              Homeless Man: Fuck you!
              Pharmacist: No, fuck you!
              Homeless Man: I hope you die, you sack of shit. I hope you die, and I hope you float down the gutter, so I can fuckin' piss on you!
              [the Pharmacist loses interest and leaves]
              Homeless Man: You big, bald-headed baboon! Miscomplected afterbirth of a Chinese gang-banger! Educated idiot!
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                The Djinn: I claim that which is owed
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                  Alexandra Amberson: If you harm Shannon, I'll kill you.
                  Djinn: [showing Alexandra his Djinn form] Spare me child. Behold my true face
                  Alexandra Amberson: [scared] Oh my God.
                  Djinn: Yes. The shit just... hit the fan, didn't it?
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                    Alex: What happens if I wished you dead?
                    Djinn: Why, how remarkably original of you, Alexandra. I'll tell you waht. I'll give you one free wish. A sample; get you into the spirit of the game.
                    Alex: Alright. I want you to destroy yourself. Blow your brains out, right now!
                    Djinn: Very well.
                    [italic] Picks up a revolver, and presses it under his chin, squeezes the triggger, blowing off the top of his head [/italic]
                    Djinn: [italic] the wound heals quickly, surprising Alex [/italic] That which is eternal cannot die. But if it's any consolation, sweet Alex, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!
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                      Djinn: Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have unlimited power, and only be able to use it when some worm asks you for something?
                      Merritt's Guard: No, I can't say that I do. I can't say that I give a shit, either.
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                        Narrator: "Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to Man. And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds. One who wakes a Djinn will be given three wishes. Upon the granting of the third, the unholy legions of the Djinn will be freed to rule the earth. Fear one thing in all there is... FEAR THE DJINN!"
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                          Djinn: "As you wish.."