13089
(Jeff is pushing Drew's old, corroded, smoking, brown Mercedes until the engine will start up)
Drew: You don't understand that this car makes a statement.
Jeff: Yeah, it says, 'Hi, I'm garbage.'
Drew: You don't understand that this car makes a statement.
Jeff: Yeah, it says, 'Hi, I'm garbage.'
13088
Natalie: My shrink is right - I'm unloved, unappreciated, I only have one car...
Lynne: (to Janey) Do you do everything you're told?... oh, God. You do.
Lynne: (to Janey) Do you do everything you're told?... oh, God. You do.
13087
Janey is asking her father for permission to audition for DTV]
Col. Glenn: You're too young to go out at night, except for the occasional supervised school activity. When you're eighteen, then you're entitled to some nightlife. Now we had a deal, remember?
Janey: We made a deal when I was seven and a half and night life was The Muppet Show!
Col. Glenn: Don't sass me!
Janey: I'm sorry, sir.
Col. Glenn: You're too young to go out at night, except for the occasional supervised school activity. When you're eighteen, then you're entitled to some nightlife. Now we had a deal, remember?
Janey: We made a deal when I was seven and a half and night life was The Muppet Show!
Col. Glenn: Don't sass me!
Janey: I'm sorry, sir.
13086
Janey: If I win I'm going to be on TV alright?
Col. Glenn: Negative!
Col. Glenn: Negative!
13085
Janey: Do you have a date or something?
Lynne: No I wish, I just know I must be horny.
Lynne: No I wish, I just know I must be horny.
13084
(about a motorcycle)
Janey: Is it safe?
Drew: It's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs.
Janey: What?
Drew, Jeff: Nothing!
Janey: Is it safe?
Drew: It's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs.
Janey: What?
Drew, Jeff: Nothing!
13083
Sister Immaculata: Stay away from him, he's a boy!
13082
Maggie: Sorry, I needed the phone.
Jeff: Why, the cabbage patch mothers are having a PTA meeting?
Jeff: Why, the cabbage patch mothers are having a PTA meeting?
13081
Natalie: Excuse me! Do either one of you have change for a twenty?
Janey: (sarcastically) Gosh, I dont' have anything smaller than a fifty.
(Janey looks at Jeff as if asking him if he has change)
Janey: Sorry.
Natalie: My Loss. Have fun.
Janey: (sarcastically) Gosh, I dont' have anything smaller than a fifty.
(Janey looks at Jeff as if asking him if he has change)
Janey: Sorry.
Natalie: My Loss. Have fun.
13080
Jeff: So I tried to call you yesterday... to see if you wanted to reherse, I mean.
Janey: Oh, ummm... well my dad made us all go to the airshow.
Jeff: Was it fun?
Janey: 200 people standing around like this
(looks up at the sky and sarcastically says)
Janey: It was a blast!
Janey: Oh, ummm... well my dad made us all go to the airshow.
Jeff: Was it fun?
Janey: 200 people standing around like this
(looks up at the sky and sarcastically says)
Janey: It was a blast!
