13048
"Now you're all in big trouble."-Billy
13047
"Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work alright. He's a fine piece of ass too."-Juanita
13046
"Where's my Snack Pack?!" Billy
13045
"I'll get you kids for this! You're all gonna die!"-Ted 'Old Man' Clemens
13044
Billy Madison: Ow! You're tearing my ear off!
Veronica Vaughn: [Sitting Billy down] Making fun of a little kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
Billy Madison: I'm sorry I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.
Veronica Vaughn: You keep you're mouth shut or I'm going to fail you. End of story. [Walks away]
Billy Madison: I see your lips move, but I can't make out the words. I'm deaf!
Veronica Vaughn: [Sitting Billy down] Making fun of a little kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
Billy Madison: I'm sorry I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.
Veronica Vaughn: You keep you're mouth shut or I'm going to fail you. End of story. [Walks away]
Billy Madison: I see your lips move, but I can't make out the words. I'm deaf!
13043
"Oh Veronica Vaughn. So hot, want to touch the hiney."-Billy
13042
Billy Madison: "I swear to God I'm sick I can't go to school today."
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home you can help me shave my armpits. Ha ha ha ha!
Billy Madison: Oh my god, I'll go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home you can help me shave my armpits. Ha ha ha ha!
Billy Madison: Oh my god, I'll go to school.
13041
Scott: Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.
Billy: I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is best game ever.
Scott: Donkey Kong sucks!
Billy: You know something, you suck!!
Billy: I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is best game ever.
Scott: Donkey Kong sucks!
Billy: You know something, you suck!!
13040
"I'd rather have a beer."-Janitor
13039
Eric: To be or not to be, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Billy: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep;
No more!
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Billy: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep;
No more!
13038
"That's it Billy get the hell out of here!"-Brian
13037
Veronica Vaughn: [To Class] Billy is a nuisance, he will be gone in two weeks, I apologize for this inconvenience."
Billy Madison: [Whispering to Ernie] Yeesh, what's up her butt?
Veronica Vaughn: What was that Billy?
Billy Madison: I said reading is good. Can we start the story now?
Billy Madison: [Whispering to Ernie] Yeesh, what's up her butt?
Veronica Vaughn: What was that Billy?
Billy Madison: I said reading is good. Can we start the story now?
13036
"O'Doyle rules!"-All O'Doyles
13035
"Oh back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool.I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight."-Billy
13034
"T-t-t-t-today junior!"-Billy
13033
"Stop looking at me swan!"-Billy
13032
"Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?" -Frank
"Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?" -Billy
"'74" -Frank
"Meg Ryan" -Billy
"Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?" -Billy
"'74" -Frank
"Meg Ryan" -Billy
