Plan 9 from Outer Space Quotes
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      Criswell: "My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn't happen?"
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        Jeff Trent: "You promise you'll lock the doors immediately?"

        Paula Trent: "I promise. Besides, I'll be in bed before a half hour's gone... with your pillow beside me."

        Jeff Trent: "My pillow?"

        Paula Trent: "Well, I have to have something to keep me company while you're away. Sometimes in the night, when it does get a little lonely, I reach over and touch it. Then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore."
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          Patrolman Larry: "Well, that's why you're a detective, Lieutenant, and I'm still a uniformed officer."
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            Eros: "With your ancient, juvenile minds you have developed explosives too fast for your minds to conceive what you are doing. You are on the verge of destroying the entire universe. We are a part of that universe. This is our last..."
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              Colonel Tom Edwards: "...Why, a particle of sunlight can't even be seen or measured."

              Eros: "Can you see or measure an atom? Yet you can *explode* one. A ray of sunlight is made up of *many* atoms!"

              Jeff Trent: "So what if we *do* develop this Solanite bomb? We'd be even a stronger nation than now."

              Eros: "You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"

              Jeff Trent: "That's all I'm taking from you!"
              [pistol-whips Eros upside the head]
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                Paula Trent: "Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."
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                  Patrolman Kelton: "...From all I've seen tonight, guns won't do any good. Clay's dead, and we buried him. How are we gonna kill someone who's already dead? *Dead*! And yet there he stands!"
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                    Jeff Trent: "They here, they're a fact. And the Public oughta know about it!"
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                      Jeff Trent: "I'm muzzled by army brass!"
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                        Tanna: "Eros, do we *have* to kill them?"

                        Eros: "Yes."

                        Tanna: "It seems such a waste."

                        Eros: "Well, wouldn't it be better to kill a few now than, with their meddling, permit them to destroy the entire universe?"

                        Tanna: "You're always right, Eros."

                        Eros: "Of course. But those are not my words; those are the words of the Ruler."
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                          Eros: "You know, it's an interesting think when you consider... the Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead. Well... our ship should be regenerated. We better get started."