Night Of The Comet Quotes
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      Samantha: "The burden of civilization is on us".

      DMK: "Bitchin'!"
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        "You were born with an asshole, Doris. You don't need Chuck!"-Samantha
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          Samantha: (After the gun screws up while testing it out on a car): "See, this is the problem with these things. Daddy would've gotten us Uzis!"

          Regina: "The car didn't know the difference!"

          -Samantha and Regina
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            Samantha: "The legal drinking age is now 10, BUT you will need I.D. Let's be real!"