Desperately Seeking Susan Quotes
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      Gary: "Roberta can't be a prostitute. She doesn't even like sex that much. It's impossible."
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        Jim: "You were with this guy?"

        Susan: "He was breathing when I left".
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          Gary: "What are you wearing?"

          Roberta: "A jacket. It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix."

          Gary: "You bought a used jacket? What are we, poor?"
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            Gary: "Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians."

            Roberta: "Gary, you're not listening to me. I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian!"
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              Cigarette Girl: "Susan! My God, we thought you were dead."

              Susan: "No, just in New Jersey".