The bear who slept through christmas Quotes
      "You'll fly without a hairy care cause Bearair's sure to get you there. So let us make your reservation for a smoothing
      hibernation. Get up in the air while Bearair rides to your lair.
      Fly Bearair fly without care on Bearair."
        Patti bear- "I just can't understand you ted you have a college
        degree. You could be a very successful business bear. I think it is dangerous to mess around with philosophiacal concepts."
          Johnson:" Look man, this time of the year i am curious about
          one thing sleeping. Any greater truth i will gladly leave to you ted."
            Prof. von bear- "Well we don't know an awful lot about this chris, chris a, chistmas. It's a shame, we can put a bear on the moon, put toothpaste in a tube, put milk in a cow but we can't find out about christmas"--------------
            ---- "The whole concept is pretty far fetched maybe with a
            goverment grant and four years of research you could find
            christmas. But a bear would have to be co-co looking for it all by himself."
              Santa?: "Tell you what go down this street about three blocks to 501 go up to the top floor that's where you'll find christmas."
                Ted: "I am trying to find christmas."
                Toll booth operator: "Well listen mac, why don't you try 33rd street."