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      Elliot: "Please Sir Edith?"
      Sir Edith: "It's Sir Ed-ith."
      Elliot: "But on the book it's spelled Edith."
      Sir Edith: "But it is pronounced Ed-ith!"
      Elliot: "But it is a girls name."
      Sir Edith: "Look here, Edith is not a girls name. Edith is a boys name."
      Elliot: "Who were you named after?"
      Sir Edith: "I was named after my grand mama."
      Elliot: "And they called her Ed-ith?"
      Sir Edith: "No they called her Edith."
      Elliot: "So you see it is a girls name."
      Sir Edith: Noooo! It's Not!!
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        Diane(daughter): " Are you just going to situp all night?"
        Elliot: "I'm a ghost it's my job."
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          Curtis: "Evil Master i am yours to command."
          Elliot: "I command you to go to hell and sit on a hot coal
          wait until it snows."
          Curtis- "Ooooh!, Yess!, Master! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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            Elliot: "My father on my 9th birthday dressed up in a bunny
            costume for a whole week."
            Danny(son): "A whole week?"
            Elliot: "A whole week!, because his zipper was stuck."
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              Sir Edith:" I sensed a disturdance in the spirit ether. Which is
              almost always a sure sign of intercorporeal maltransference."
              Elliot: "Huh, What?"
              Sir Edith: "It means they screwed up!"
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                Elliot: Am i in Hell?
                Sir Edith: "Oh thank you very much! Do i go into your house
                tell you it's some sort of inferno or stinking cesspool?"