Garfield's Thanksgiving Quotes
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      Garfield:
      "Thanksgiving...humbug. What good is it if you're on a diet?"
      -Garfield
      12710
        Grandma and Garfield:
        Grandma: "And now, for the piece de resistance: pumpkin pie!"
        Garfield: "Skip the piece of resistance, just gimme a piece of pie!"
        -Grandma and Garfield
        12709
          Garfield:
          Oh, woe is me. I've been put on a diet and I'm gonna die.
          -Garfield
          12708
            Garfield and Jon:
            Garfield: "We wouldn't be the great nation we are today if it weren't for coffee, so do your patriotic duty, Jon Arbuckle, and fix--me--breakfast!" (drumbeats, then cymbals)
            Jon: "I wonder if people with goldfish have this problem."
            -Garfield and Jon
            12707
              Garfield:
              If I can't enjoy Thanksgiving, nobody will!
              -Garfield
              12706
                Garfield:
                Yum, yum. Turkey on a stick.
                -Garfield
                12705
                  Garfield:
                  I've been on this diet for ten minutes and I can tell I've already lost something: my sense of humor.
                  -Garfield
                  12704
                    Garfield:
                    Deep-fat fry! Deep-fat fry! Music to my ears!
                    -Garfield
                    12703
                      Grandma and Garfield:
                      Grandma: "Aw, you're looking a little thin. Isn't that grandson of mine feeding you?"
                      Garfield: "Grandma, I love you. Don't ever leave us."
                      -Grandma and Garfield
                      12702
                        Garfield:
                        You know how I LOVE tradition!
                        -Garfield
                        12701
                          Garfield:
                          Here, Odie. Wednesdays are good and good for ya!
                          -Garfield