Don't Eat the Pictures: Sesame Street at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Quotes
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      Big Bird:
      Gee, this is tiring. How do statues do it?
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        Cookie Monster:
        Ok, me want to eat, Hot Dog.... STAND! (eats crazily)
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          Big Bird:
          Hi. Do you guard this museum?
          Guard:
          Yeah.
          Big Bird:
          Wow, good work! We were here all night and nobody bothered us! Ta-ta!
          Guard:
          No you weren't! No!
          Big Bird:
          You were too!
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            Count:
            1,005,623 pictures! And one guard! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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              Big Bird:
              Hey everybody, have you seen Snuffy? You know, I bet he did, he probably got up early to go to Snufflegarden. He never likes to be late. Say, what are you all doing here?
              Susan:
              What are we doing here?! We spent the whole night looking for you, Big Bird!
              Big Bird:
              Gee, why did you do that?
              Maria:
              Because we love you, now where were you?
              Big Bird:
              Well, all over the museum and did we have fun!
              David:
              You had fun? But did we have fun?!
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                Cookie Monster:
                Me don't know art, but me know what me like! FOOD!
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                  Big Bird:
                  Wow, it's not easy being an Egyptian!
                  Snuffy:
                  You said it!
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                    Snuffy:
                    A gangster?
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                      Oscar:
                      Locked in the museum! I knew some good would come of this!
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                        Gordon and Susan:
                        BIG BIRD!
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                          Telly :
                          It shouldn't be too hard to find him, should it Oscar?
                          Oscar:
                          Nah, as easy as finding a needle in a trash heap. And I thought this was gonna be boring!