The Last House On The Left Quotes
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      Fred "Weasel" Podowski: How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too.
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        Fred "Weasel" Podowski: Hey! You Guys Ain't Cows Is Ya? Little Cows Looking For Some Grass...Come On Let Me Here You Moo! MOO!
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          Sadie: You Male Shovinist Dog!
          Weasel: Pig, Sadie.
          Sadie: What?
          Weasel: You Male Shovinist Pig.
          Sadie: Ok, You Male Shovinist Pig!
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            Fred "Weasel" Podowski: I wonder what the meanest, foulest, rottenest, woodsiest sex crime ever was? Hey, Krug, what do you think the sex crime of the century was?
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              Sheriff: How'd you like me to put my boot up your ass... sideways?
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                Mari: The leaves are really beautiful.
                Phyllis Stone: Yup, their really starting to change, I guess winters comin' on!
                Mari: Yup, Hey! I changed this winter!
                Phyllis Stone: What do you mean you changed?
                Mari: I mean my breast filled out!
                [Phyllis laughs]
                Mari: I mean they were nothing last summer!
                Phyllis Stone: I didn't know you last summer!
                Mari: Well, they have!
                Phyllis Stone: Well, congratulations!
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                  Fred "Weasel" Podowski: How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too.
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                    Krug Stillo: Why don't you lay back and enjoy being inferior?
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                      Junior: I gotta have a fix!
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                        It rests on 13 acres of earth over the very center of hell...!
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                          Krug Stillo: You must think we're stupid right? No, we're not stupid. We might be horny old pigs, but, we ain't stupid.
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                            Krug Stillo: Listen to daddy. I want you to take the gun, and I want you to put it in your mouth, and I want you to turn around and blow your brains out. Blow your brains out, BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
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                              Krug Stillo: Listen to daddy. I want you to take the gun, and I want you to put it in your mouth, and I want you to turn around and blow your brains out. Blow your brains out, BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
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                                Mari: Junior, do you have a girlfriend?
                                Junior Stillo: Oh yeah, I got lots of girlfriends just waiting to get me!
                                Mari: I don't think you do.
                                Junior Stillo: Well you're right.
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                                  Krug Stillo: Piss your pants!
                                  Phyllis Stone: What?
                                  Krug Stillo: I said "Piss your pants"!
                                  Phyllis Stone: You sick mother!
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                                    Fred "Weasel" Podowski: How's your back, baby?