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    4752
      Joey:
      (As Pee-Wee Herman) I love Pee-Wee Herman! Ha-Ha-Ha!
      -Joey
      4751
        Annie:
        I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God.

        -Annie
        4750
          Annie:
          I'm a short, fat slut.
          -Annie
          4749
            Billy:
            I strayed. See, I got lucky with this phone sex girl one night and my truck doesn't have a backseat so I borrowed yours. Dean soesn't want you to tell Gertie so he's covering for me. See, I didn't get the name Bad Billy Pratt for nothing.

            -Billy
            4748
              Edith Mintz:
              Inga! You don't shove the food down Shitake's throat. You place it on her tongue. Don't they have dogs in Sweden?

              -Edith Mintz
              4747
                Joanna/Annie:
                What is this GELATINOUS MUCK? Andrew, must I specify that you are to pack GOOD caviar and not this $1.99 FISH BAIT? Caviar should be round, and hard, and of adequate size. And it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment. Now throw THAT out
                -Joanna/Annie
                4746
                  Joey:
                  YOU SAID MOMS DON'T LEAVE.

                  -Joey
                  4745
                    Joanna/Annie:
                    I have behaved so badly. You've done so many wonderful things for me and I've never even once said thank you. I'm sorry

                    -Joanna/Annie
                    4744
                      Dean:
                      Well up here in Elk Snout ma'am see we don't know 'bout them closets, nor bathrooms neither. Shit woman, you're lucky I am house broke.

                      -Dean
                      4743
                        Billy:
                        I'm sorry, Annie. I got horny. Do you hate me?

                        -Billy