Six-String Samurai Quotes
      Ward Cleaver:
      You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards.
      -Ward Cleaver
        You come all this way out saying squat and now you're trying to tell me that a '56 Chevy could beat a '48 Buick in a dead quarter mile? I liked you better when you weren't saying squat kid... Go to bed.
          Satellite DJ:
          You're listening to K-Lost home of the Apocalypse. The call in question of the day is who will be the new king? I'm sending in an ICBM across the wasteland for all of you on the yellow brick road to Vegas looking for a hero. If you find one send him my
          -Satellite DJ