Rescue from Gilligan's Island Quotes
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    4709
      Professor:
      Miss Ainsworth, turn off your macho!

      -Professor
      4708
        Dean:
        We're expanding. This will be the biggest university on the west coast.

        -Dean
        4707
          Mary Ann:
          He didn't mean any harm, Skipper.

          -Mary Ann
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            Gilligan:
            What's wrong, everybody? We're home again!

            -Gilligan
            4705
              Gilligan:
              Hey Skipper, why don't you donate your pants? When they fill with air, we can fly to Hawaii.
              -Gilligan
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                Skipper:
                I can't believe it. After 15 years, we're finally rescued.

                -Skipper