A Charlie Brown Christmas Quotes
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      Charlie Brown:
      Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet.
      Violet:
      I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.
      Charlie Brown:
      Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?
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        Lucy:
        How I love hearing that old money plink. That beautiful sound of cold hard cash! That beautiful beautiful sound!
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          Lucy:
          Augh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get some hot water, get some disinfectant, get some iodine!
          Snoopy:
          Bleah!
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            Lucy:
            Can you play "Jingle Bells"?
            Schroeder:
            [plays Jingle Bells with piano sound]
            Lucy:
            No. I mean "Jingle Bells". You know, "Deck Them Halls" and all that stuff?
            Schroeder:
            [plays Jingle Bells with organ sound]
            Lucy:
            No no no! You don't get it at all! I mean "Jingle Bells"! Santa Claus and "Ho Ho Ho" and Mistletoe and presents for pretty girls?
            Schroeder:
            [plays Jingle Bells with xylophone sound]
            Lucy:
            That's it!!!
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              Lucy:
              "What kind of Christmas music is that?"
              Schroeder:
              "Beethoven Christmas music."
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                Linus:
                "I can't memorize something like this so quickly! Why should I be put through such agony? Give me one good reason why I should memorize this."
                Lucy:
                "I'll give you five good reasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"
                Linus:
                "Those are good reasons."
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                  Lucy and Charlie Brown:
                  Lucy: "How would you like to be the director of our Christmas play?"
                  Charlie Brown: (lighting up) "ME? You want *me* to be the director of the Christmas play?"
                  -Lucy and Charlie Brown
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                    Sally:
                    All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
                    -Sally
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                      Linus:
                      Linus: Gee. Do they still make wooden Christmas Trees?
                      -Linus
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                        Linus Van Pelt:
                        Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Browniest.
                        -Linus Van Pelt
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                          Charlie Brown Lucy:
                          'What's pantophobia?' 'The fear of everything.' 'THAT'S IT.'
                          -Charlie Brown Lucy
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                            Linus:
                            I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
                            -Linus
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                              Lucy Frieda:
                              Lucy: You're the innkeeper's wife. Frieda: Did innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair?
                              -Lucy Frieda
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                                Snoopy:
                                Snoopy: Boooooooooooooooooooooo.
                                Charlie Brown:
                                [sarcastically] Man's best friend.
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                                  Charlie Brown:
                                  [talks into a mailbox] Hello in there....Rats!
                                  -Charlie Brown
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                                    Shermy:
                                    Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.
                                    -Shermy
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                                      Everyone:
                                      Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown.
                                      -Everyone
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                                        Lucy Van Pelt:
                                        Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink.
                                        -Lucy Van Pelt
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                                          Linus:
                                          [Linus knocks on an aluminum Christmas tree, which gives a metallic "clank"] This really brings Christmas close to a person.
                                          -Linus
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                                            Charlie Brown:
                                            Pig-Pen, you're the only person I know who can raise a cloud of dust in a snowstorm.
                                            -Charlie Brown