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      Neil: What do you think the temperature is?
      Del: One.
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        Neil: I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah."
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          Del (looks over at Neil): Six bucks and my left nut says we aren't landing in Chicago.
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            Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
            Del: Why are you holding my hand?
            Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
            Del: Between two pillows...
            Neal: Those aren't pillows!
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              Del: We've been robbed!
              Neil: (sarcastically) Do you think so?