Blondie and Dagwood Quotes
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      Dagwood: (searching in his fridge for sandwich supplies) "Let's see now...knockwurst, marinated mackerel, marshmellow whip, and a sour pickle. Now this oughta do it!"
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        Dagwood: "You're right, Daisy. As long as we're up, we might as well have a little snack."
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          Dagwood: (his hall phone rings) "Hmm...the only bathtub-activated phone in the neighborhood."
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            Dagwood:
            Dagwood: "Would you consider moving to Yugoslavia?"
            -Dagwood
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              Mr. Dithers:
              Mr. Dithers: "Uh, Dagwood, you *can* pay the bill because..."(Cora punches him in the arm) "Ohh!...because you're rehired." (Cora stamps his foot) "Ow! And uh, with a raise!"
              -Mr. Dithers
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                Dagwood:
                Dagwood: "Don't panic, Dagwood. You're a strong, independent, intelligent man. You know just what to do in a crisis!" (some cream splashes on his face) "BLONDIIIIIIE!"
                -Dagwood
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                  Dagwood:
                  Dagwood: "You just can't find good help these days."
                  -Dagwood
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                    Dagwood:
                    Dagwood: "A lot of fathers don't know how to communicate with their kids."
                    -Dagwood
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                      Dagwood:
                      Dagwood: "I just lost a fight with a begonia!"
                      -Dagwood
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                        Mr. Dithers:
                        Mr. Dithers: "Wha-? Uh, oh. This must be the rocket elevator...THE ROCKET ELEVATOR?!"
                        -Mr. Dithers
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                          Mr. Dithers:
                          Mr. Dithers: "Bumstead, you're...fired!"
                          -Mr. Dithers
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                            Dagwood:
                            Dagwood: "Does this kind of stuff ever happen to you?"
                            -Dagwood
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                              Dagwood: "Sounds like we're gonna need a new umbrella, honey."
                              Blondie: (chuckles) "Oh, Dagwood!"
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                              12335
                                Mr. Dithers: "We've gotta go home and let the dog out."
                                Cora: "What? We don't even have a dog!"
                                Mr. Dithers: "Well, we should get one."
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                                  Dagwood: "Uh, sorry, Mr. Beasley!"
                                  Mr. Beasley: "Last week, he knocked me into another zip code."
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                                    Blondie: "Are you sure you can finish this roof before it rains again?"
                                    Roof Repairer: "Absolutely, cupcake."
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                                      Dagwood: "Hey, goofball, watch where you're going!"
                                      Mr. Dithers: "Uh, ooh, Bumstead..."
                                      Dagwood: "That's 'Mr. Bumstead' to you, pal, and I don't pay you to traipse around on my wife's flowers!"
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                                        Dagwood: "What're you doing in my bathtub?"
                                        Roof Repairer: "Taking a bath."
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