Roseanne and Tom: Behind the Scenes Quotes
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      Tom:
      You really are a nasty bitch, aren't you?
      -Tom
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        Tom:
        We're America's worst nightmare: white trash with money!
        -Tom
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          Roseanne:
          You know what? One of these days you're gonna pay a lot of money to see me in this crappy, little town.
          -Roseanne
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            Tom:
            We're gonna be famous together, you and me. Oh, you can trust me on that one, Rosanne.
            -Tom
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              Roseanne:
              Kinda cozy. Reminds me of a mental institute I was in once.
              -Roseanne
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                Roseanne:
                I ain't following no thirty minutes of crotch jokes!
                -Roseanne
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                  Roseanne:
                  How much cocaine does it take to make a person bleed like this?
                  -Roseanne
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                    Tom:
                    I love you, Rosie.
                    -Tom
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                      Roseanne:
                      Are you messed up all the time? Have I ever seen you when you're not messed up?
                      -Roseanne
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                        Tom:
                        Precocious? Roseanne, she's the missing Menendez sister!
                        -Tom
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                          Roseanne:
                          Is this what having everything is like?
                          -Roseanne
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                            Roseanne:
                            Tom, we're in charge of the show! You did it!
                            -Roseanne
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                              Sid:
                              We have our share of bloody floors. Just ask Delta Burke.
                              -Sid
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                                Tom:
                                Bottom line: I'm in charge, you're not.
                                -Tom
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                                  Tom:
                                  All of a sudden, the rain, it sounded like something else. It sounded like piss, Rosie.
                                  -Tom
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                                    Tom:
                                    I realized that they were peeing on me, Rosie.
                                    -Tom
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                                      Roseanne:
                                      Tom, these people are like my family. You can't just kill 'em off!
                                      -Roseanne
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                                        Roseanne:
                                        The thing about Tom is that when it was good, it was great.
                                        -Roseanne
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                                          Roseanne:
                                          Okay, okay! Possibly we were a little out of control, but hell, everything was out of control!
                                          -Roseanne