Roseanne and Tom: Behind the Scenes Quotes
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      Geraldine:
      Roseanne, we've gotta go to the hospital. Tom is hemmoraging through the nose.
      -Geraldine
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        Roseanne:
        The biggest joke in America is that some man could control me.
        -Roseanne
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          Roseanne:
          I am not Tom Arnold's puppet!
          -Roseanne
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            Roseanne:
            Are you sellin' stuff about me to The National Enquirer?
            -Roseanne
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              Roseanne:
              I'm waiting for Robin Leach. He heard I led a very glamourous lifestyle.
              -Roseanne
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                Roseanne:
                Nothing is gonna shut me up!
                -Roseanne
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                  Roseanne:
                  Don't you tell people not to listen to me, 'cuz that's not gonna shut me up!
                  -Roseanne
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                    Roseanne:
                    To you, this is just another show, but it's my shot!
                    -Roseanne
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                      Roseanne:
                      Hey! I'm not gonna go away! Do you understand? I'm not gonna go away!
                      -Roseanne
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                        Producer:
                        This could be a show starring John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf.
                        -Producer
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                          Tom:
                          The hospital let you folks out on many field trips?
                          -Tom
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                            Roseanne:
                            It's a list of everyone I'm gonna fire when this show, my show, hits number one!
                            -Roseanne
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                              Roseanne:
                              The line makes me sound castrating, spiteful and demanding, of which I am not!
                              -Roseanne
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                                Roseanne:
                                Tom was the best buddy I ever had.
                                -Roseanne
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                                  Roseanne:
                                  You used to say he was your soulmate, the guy version of you.
                                  -Roseanne
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                                    Roseanne:
                                    That's why you're in this dump talking to yourself.
                                    -Roseanne
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                                      Tom:
                                      Hey, Rosie, we sure can get 'em goin', can't we?
                                      -Tom
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                                        Reporter:
                                        Is it true Kim Silva is pregnant?
                                        -Reporter
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                                          Roseanne:
                                          We were like Lucy and Desi, we were showbiz history. Course, Lucy and Desi didn't end up so hot either.
                                          -Roseanne
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                                            Roseanne:
                                            Funny thing about men who think they're fat and ugly, money and power make them real thin and good looking.
                                            -Roseanne