12294
Geraldine:
Roseanne, we've gotta go to the hospital. Tom is hemmoraging through the nose.
-Geraldine
-Geraldine
12293
Roseanne:
The biggest joke in America is that some man could control me.
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12292
Roseanne:
I am not Tom Arnold's puppet!
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12291
Roseanne:
Are you sellin' stuff about me to The National Enquirer?
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12290
Roseanne:
I'm waiting for Robin Leach. He heard I led a very glamourous lifestyle.
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12289
Roseanne:
Nothing is gonna shut me up!
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12288
Roseanne:
Don't you tell people not to listen to me, 'cuz that's not gonna shut me up!
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12287
Roseanne:
To you, this is just another show, but it's my shot!
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12286
Roseanne:
Hey! I'm not gonna go away! Do you understand? I'm not gonna go away!
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12285
Producer:
This could be a show starring John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf.
-Producer
-Producer
12284
Tom:
The hospital let you folks out on many field trips?
-Tom
-Tom
12283
Roseanne:
It's a list of everyone I'm gonna fire when this show, my show, hits number one!
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12282
Roseanne:
The line makes me sound castrating, spiteful and demanding, of which I am not!
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12281
Roseanne:
Tom was the best buddy I ever had.
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12280
Roseanne:
You used to say he was your soulmate, the guy version of you.
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12279
Roseanne:
That's why you're in this dump talking to yourself.
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12278
Tom:
Hey, Rosie, we sure can get 'em goin', can't we?
-Tom
-Tom
12277
Reporter:
Is it true Kim Silva is pregnant?
-Reporter
-Reporter
12276
Roseanne:
We were like Lucy and Desi, we were showbiz history. Course, Lucy and Desi didn't end up so hot either.
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
12275
Roseanne:
Funny thing about men who think they're fat and ugly, money and power make them real thin and good looking.
-Roseanne
-Roseanne
