Pufnstuf Quotes
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      Witchiepoo: "Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!"
      Orson: "Please, Witchiepoo! Calm down."
      Witchiepoo: "Calm down he says. The commander in chief of all witchdom is bringing our convention here and she wants to see my flute and I don't have my flute and he says... CAAAALLM DOOOOWWWN!!!"
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        Mrs. Fleck: What's going on? What happened
        Boy 1: It's Jimmy Mrs. Fleck! Jimmy did it!
        Mrs. Fleck: It's you again isn't. You little trouble maker!
        Jimmy: I'm really sorry Mrs. Fleck!
        Boy 2: Look at my drum Mrs. Fleck. He broke my drum!
        Boy 1: He kicked me!
        Jimmy: I didn't kick him, he tripped me, honestly he did!
        Boy 2: Iroli didn't do anything, Mrs. Fleck. Jimmy's the one.
        Mrs. Fleck:You little bully, you. I'm expeling you from the band.
        Jimmy: No, please don't drop me from the band Mrs. Fleck. My parents will really be upset!
        Boy 1: It's no wonder you were kicked out of jolly old england!
        Jimmy: I wasn't kicked out, my dad was transfored here by his buisness frim.
        Mrs. Fleck: Enough with this twiddle twadle! Your holding us up! Go! Scat, Scat!
        (after walking in the woods, Jimmy sits down by a tree talking to his flute)
        Jimmy: You sure are a lucky fellow. No teachers to yell at you, no kids to make fun of the way you talk, and luckest of all you can't feel lonlieness. Well, I won't be needing you anymore now that I'm kicked out of the band.
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          Witchipoo:
          Now you're finger-lickin' good!
          -Witchipoo
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            Pufnstuf:
            You can't cook me, I'm the mayor! I'm out of season. I'll give you heartburn!
            -Pufnstuf
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              Pufnstuf:
              When you said you wanted me for dinner, you didn't say I was gonna be the dinner!
              -Pufnstuf
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                Pufnstuf:
                That Pufnstuf, I ought to feed him to the sharks!
                -Pufnstuf
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                  Witchipoo:
                  Shut up, down there, you pot-bellied iguana!
                  -Witchipoo
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                    Stupid Bat:
                    Stupid Bat, reporting for duty!
                    -Stupid Bat
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                      Witchipoo:
                      I've heard about the birds and the bees, but this is ridiculous!
                      -Witchipoo
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                        Witchipoo:
                        Roses are red, violets are blue. Look who's here... Witchipoo!
                        -Witchipoo
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                          Witchipoo:
                          They broke my Vroom Broom!
                          -Witchipoo
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                            Boss Witch:
                            Until then, keep rotten!
                            -Boss Witch
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                              Witchipoo:
                              My torture racks are jammed with good guys!
                              -Witchipoo
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                                Jimmy:
                                You're a dear little dragon, you're a personal pal.
                                -Jimmy
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                                  Witchipoo:
                                  Oh, why didn't I listen to mother and marry a nice, reliable werewolf?
                                  -Witchipoo
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                                    Witchipoo:
                                    Scram, or I'll zap you all into centipedes with bad feet!
                                    -Witchipoo
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                                      Pufnstuf:
                                      The castle's on fire, and I ought to know, I'm the fire chief!
                                      -Pufnstuf
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                                        Witch Hazel:
                                        Honey, you couldn't stop the show with power brakes!
                                        -Witch Hazel
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                                          Witch Hazel:
                                          Hi, Poo, what's new?
                                          -Witch Hazel
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                                            Jimmy:
                                            Freddie's so tiny, he can't stand much torture!
                                            -Jimmy