Here Come the Munsters Quotes
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      Ralph:
      I hope riding in a Hearse doesn't bother you.
      -Ralph
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        Herman:
        We're new here!
        -Herman
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          Immigration Official:
          I'm terribly sorry, our immigration quota is full.
          -Immigration Official
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            Grampa:
            That must be where Spot's been burying the mail carriers.
            -Grampa
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              Lily:
              Grampa, it's not the 1400's anymore.
              -Lily
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                Ralph:
                Leave your old ways behind and do what the Americans do.
                -Ralph
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                  Grampa:
                  Either we find Norman or Elsa's broccoli!
                  -Grampa
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                    Eddie:
                    Grampa, was she in an accident or something?
                    -Eddie
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                      Marilyn:
                      These are my relatives. They just arrived from Transylvania.
                      -Marilyn
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                        Grampa:
                        We don't have a drawbridge? How do you keep your home safe?
                        -Grampa
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                          Herman:
                          Grampa, I don't think you should say, 'fire away.' They have guns!
                          -Herman
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                            Eddie:
                            Now at my last school, the kids and parents chased me and tried to kill me with a silver bullet!
                            -Eddie
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                              Herman:
                              Grampa, youi're 400 years old! Now stop being so childish!
                              -Herman
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                                Herman:
                                Oh, I don't want unemployment, I want employment!
                                -Herman
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                                  Herman:
                                  What's the matter, Grampa? Finally see yourself in a mirror?
                                  -Herman
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                                    Cassie:
                                    According your aptitude tests, you're best suited for terrifying villagers!
                                    -Cassie
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                                      Lily:
                                      Now, Herman, don't blow your top. You know how messy it makes the ceiling!
                                      -Lily