Yellow Submarine Quotes
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    11821
      Old Fred: Well, lads, what do you think?
      George: I think that...
      Old Fred: Remember, there'll be rough seas ahead! What do you think?
      Paul: Well, um...
      Old Fred: Pounding overwhelming waves! What do you think of that, eh?
      John: Well, I think that...
      Ringo: As a matter of fact, I think that...
      George, Paul, John, Ringo: I think...
      Old Fred: Well?
      George, Paul, John, Ringo: I've forgotten.
      11820
        John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time-space continuum theory.
        George: All right.
        John: Relatively speaking, that is.
        11819
          Paul: Do you ever get the feeling...
          Ringo: Yeah.
          Paul: That things aren't as rosy as they appear to be under the surface?
          11818
            John: Hullo, there, blue people! Won't you join us? Hook up, and otherwise co-mingle? Whaddaya say?
            Chief Meanie: Max...
            Max: Yes, your Blueness... er, your NEWness?
            Chief Meanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
            Max: Argentina?
            John: Are you with us? Will you join?
            Chief Meanie: Shall we?
            Max: [nodding] No!
            Chief Meanie: [threatening] AARGH!
            Max: [hastily] N-n-y-y-y-y-YES! Your Newness!
            Chief Meanie: Yeeeees, Max!
            Jeremy: Yes! Ah, yes is a word with a glorious ring! A true universal utopious thing! Engenders embracing and chasing of blues, the very best word for the whole world to use!
            Chief Meanie: Yes, let us mix, Max. I've never admitted it before, but my cousin is the blue-bird of happiness!
            11817
              John: Move over, I'm driving.
              George: No, I got here first.
              Ringo: I'll drive if you like...
              George: No, you sit in the middle.
              John: No, I'm sitting in the middle.
              Ringo: You said you were driving.
              John: I am driving.
              George: I'll get in the back, then.
              [they drive off camera]
              George: [CRASH!]
              11816
                [Jeremy is writing with his foot]
                Jeremy: These are the footnotes for my nineteenth book. This is my standard procedure for doing it. And while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it!
                John: ...Were your notices good?
                Jeremy: It's my policy never to read my reviews.
                George: A boob for all seasons.
                11815
                  John: Hey Ringo, I just had the strangest dream.
                  Ringo: I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach.
                  11814
                    Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever.
                    Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now.
                    Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born "Liver-pooler."
                    11813
                      Chief Meanie: Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. It must be scratched. Right, Max?
                      Max: Yes, Your Blueness.
                      Chief Meanie: WHAT? We Meanies only take "no" for an answer! Is that understood, Max?
                      Max: No, Your Blueness!
                      Chief Meanie: That's better.
                      11812
                        the Beatles are shown as their live action selves]
                        George: That was one great party. And we brought back some lovely souvenirs.
                        [takes out a kite string with a wind-up mistaken for a motor]
                        George: Here's the motor.
                        Paul: And I've got a little
                        [the word "love" comes out of his hand]
                        Paul: love.
                        Ringo: [takes out a fake hole from his pocket] And I've got a hole in my pocket.
                        George: A hole?
                        Ringo: Well, half a hole anyway. I gave the rest to Jeremy.
                        George: What can he do with half a hole?
                        Paul: Fix it to keep his mind from wandering!
                        11811
                          "My cousin is the bluebird of happiness"
                          -Chief Blue Meanie
                          11810
                            "Everything's getting bigger!" "It's not, it's us that are getting smaller." "I want me mum!" ~ George, John, Ringo
                            11809
                              the Beatles:
                              We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. Well all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
                              -the Beatles
                              11808
                                Jeremy:
                                A-rise! A-rouse! A-rose...*poof!*...A rosy nose?
                                -Jeremy
                                11807
                                  Jeremy:
                                  A rosy nose?
                                  -Jeremy
                                  11806
                                    Ringo:
                                    I've got a hole in me pocket!
                                    -Ringo
                                    11805
                                      Ringo:
                                      There's an eye in the apples!
                                      -Ringo
                                      11804
                                        Jeremy:
                                        There are simply no holes in my education!
                                        -Jeremy
                                        11803
                                          John:
                                          Hey, Jeremy, what do you know about holes?
                                          -John
                                          11802
                                            Paul:
                                            Can you tell us the way to Pepperland?
                                            -Paul